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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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GoldenLady Mon 13-Mar-23 14:53:10

We all hope the spring comes here soon
I’d like it to arrive by noon
That won't happen here

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CazzJazz Mon 13-Mar-23 15:01:26

We all hope the spring comes here soon
I'd like it to arrive by noon
That won't happen here
It's still winter I fear

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Mollygo Mon 13-Mar-23 17:36:19

We all hope the spring comes here soon
I'd like it to arrive by noon
That won't happen here
It's still winter I fear
My social events are by Zoom.

Tomorrow, the rain will be gone

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crazyH Mon 13-Mar-23 20:32:03

Tomorrow, the rain will be gone
The sun will be shining, anon

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NanKate Mon 13-Mar-23 22:53:12

Tomorrow, the rain will be gone
The sun will be shining, anon
The daffodils bloom

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Juliet27 Tue 14-Mar-23 07:33:42

Tomorrow, the rain will be gone
The sun will be shining, anon
The daffodils bloom
They brighten the gloom

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henetha Tue 14-Mar-23 10:52:11

Tomorrow, the rain will be gone
The sun will be shining, anon
The daffodils bloom
They brighten the gloom
After winter being so long.

The washing is whirling outside

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VB000 Tue 14-Mar-23 11:25:33

The washing is whirling outside
With daffodils blooming beside

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Mollygo Tue 14-Mar-23 14:13:06

The washing is whirling outside
With daffodils blooming beside
The fresh scent of spring

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Jangran99 Tue 14-Mar-23 21:56:26

The washing is whirling outside
With daffodils blooming beside
The fresh scent of spring
On the clothes will cling

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crazyH Tue 14-Mar-23 22:31:45

The washing is whirling outside
With daffodils blooming beside
The fresh scent of spring
On the clothes will cling
No need for perfume, I decide.

I’ve sorted the clothes I will need

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Juliet27 Wed 15-Mar-23 07:07:38

I’ve sorted the clothes I will need
If I buy more it will be greed

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Mollygo Wed 15-Mar-23 08:14:37

I’ve sorted the clothes I will need
If I buy more it will be greed
But … just one more shirt

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VB000 Wed 15-Mar-23 09:37:30

I’ve sorted the clothes I will need
If I buy more it will be greed
But … just one more shirt
Not a mini skirt

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henetha Wed 15-Mar-23 10:18:01

I’ve sorted the clothes I will need
If I buy more it will be greed
But … just one more shirt
Not a mini skirt
Because I am very knock-kneed.

I'm planning a trip to Rangoon

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 15-Mar-23 15:26:56

I'm planning a trip to Rangoon
But it won't be until next June

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Jangran99 Wed 15-Mar-23 19:45:50

I'm planning a trip to Rangoon
But it won't be until next June
I need time to save

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crazyH Wed 15-Mar-23 19:59:21

I'm planning a trip to Rangoon
But it won't be until next June
I need time to save
‘Cos I’m taking Dave

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VB000 Thu 16-Mar-23 11:09:37

I'm planning a trip to Rangoon
But it won't be until next June
I need time to save
‘Cos I’m taking Dave
Who hopes he will see a baboon

The first time Dave's been on a plane

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henetha Thu 16-Mar-23 11:12:00

The first time Dave's been on a plane,
They don't often crash, I explain

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Jangran99 Thu 16-Mar-23 11:37:39

The first time Dave's been on a plane,
They don't often crash, I explain
So don’t be afraid

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crazyH Thu 16-Mar-23 11:54:30

The first time Dave's been on a plane,
They don't often crash, I explain
So don’t be afraid
The air-hostess said

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Mollygo Thu 16-Mar-23 11:58:18

The first time Dave's been on a plane,
They don't often crash, I explain
So don’t be afraid
The air-hostess said
It’s safer than going by train.

Rangoon will be warmer than here

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crazyH Thu 16-Mar-23 12:02:36

Rangoon will be warmer than here
No winter clothes needed my dear

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VB000 Thu 16-Mar-23 12:04:51

Rangoon will be warmer than here
No winter clothes needed my dear
Dave's seen a monkey

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