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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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crazyH Thu 16-Mar-23 12:13:12

Rangoon will be warmer than here
No winter clothes needed my dear
Dave's seen a monkey
Riding a donkey

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Juliet27 Fri 17-Mar-23 07:03:59

Rangoon will be warmer than here
No winter clothes needed my dear
Dave's seen a monkey
Riding a donkey
With a cow bring up the rear

Though there is no place quite like home

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VB000 Fri 17-Mar-23 09:13:44

Though there is no place quite like home
The garden doesn't have a gnome

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Mollygo Fri 17-Mar-23 09:45:48

Though there is no place quite like home
The garden doesn't have a gnome
There’s quite a few birds

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 17-Mar-23 09:55:22

Though there is no place quite like home
The garden doesn't have a gnome
There's quite a few birds
With whom I'll have words

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henetha Fri 17-Mar-23 10:28:27

Though there is no place quite like home
The garden doesn't have a gnome
There's quite a few birds
With whom I'll have words
As they won't leave the poor worms alone.

The crows and the rooks are a pain

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VB000 Fri 17-Mar-23 10:42:10

The crows and the rooks are a pain
Their cawing and crowing inane

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Juliet27 Fri 17-Mar-23 14:12:49

The crows and the rooks are a pain
Their cawing and crowing inane
Now high in the trees

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crazyH Fri 17-Mar-23 15:00:58

The crows and the rooks are a pain
Their cawing and crowing inane
Now high in the trees
Stay there, would you please

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Mar-23 15:27:02

The crows and the rooks are a pain
Their cawing and crowing inane
Now high in the trees
Stay there, would you please
And act as if you had a brain!

They think what they're doing is singing

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Mar-23 08:23:47

They think what they're doing is singing
Wish they’d take off and go winging

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henetha Sat 18-Mar-23 11:37:51

They think what they're doing is singing
Wish they’d take off and go winging
A long way away

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CazzJazz Sat 18-Mar-23 14:39:36

They think what they're doing is singing
Wish they'd take off and go winging
A long way away
Find somewhere to stay

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Mar-23 16:14:44

They think what they're doing is singing
Wish they'd take off and go winging
A long way away
Find somewhere to stay
Let it be a new beginning

A young carpenter from Blackpool

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crazyH Sat 18-Mar-23 18:29:32

A young carpenter from Blackpool
Wore a suit and ‘shades’ to look cool

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Mollygo Sat 18-Mar-23 20:28:13

A young carpenter from Blackpool
Wore a suit and ‘shades’ to look cool
He dove-tailed the joints

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crazyH Sat 18-Mar-23 21:56:33

A young carpenter from Blackpool
Wore a suit and ‘shades’ to look cool
He dove-tailed the joints
And marked all the points

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Jangran99 Mon 20-Mar-23 00:38:44

A young carpenter from Blackpool
Wore a suit and ‘shades’ to look cool
He dove-tailed the joints
And marked all the points
Then put just two legs on a stool.

His boss was not very impressed

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Juliet27 Mon 20-Mar-23 07:11:11

His boss was not very impressed
And gave him one more chance at best

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crazyH Mon 20-Mar-23 09:11:45

His boss was not very impressed
And gave him one more chance at best
He asked him to make

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nanna8 Mon 20-Mar-23 09:22:14

His boss was not very impressed
And gave him one more chance at best
He asked him to make
A balance sheet fake

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henetha Mon 20-Mar-23 09:53:39

His boss was not very impressed
And gave him one more chance at best
He asked him to make
A balance sheet fake
But the boy said "You're under arrest"

Who knew he was a secret cop?

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GoldenLady Mon 20-Mar-23 12:48:59

Who knew he was a secret cop?
He looked like a guy with a mop

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Juliet27 Mon 20-Mar-23 15:26:20

Who knew he was a secret cop?
He looked like a guy with a mop
You never can trust

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CazzJazz Mon 20-Mar-23 15:47:43

Who knew he was a secret cop?
He looked like a guy with a mop
You never can trust
A badge that is thrust

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