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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

nanna8 Wed 12-Apr-23 01:50:28

I mean the cocktail,of course
I need it, I feel quite morose
I suffer from SAD
It’s really quite bad
It goes from my head to my toes

There’s nothing quite like a nice drink

Jangran99 Wed 12-Apr-23 07:32:18

There’s nothing quite like a nice drink
Good friends gather round, you clink

VB000 Wed 12-Apr-23 10:15:09

There’s nothing quite like a nice drink
Good friends gather round, you clink
Just one gin or wine

henetha Wed 12-Apr-23 10:19:11

There’s nothing quite like a nice drink
Good friends gather round, you clink
Just one gin or wine
To sip as you dine

GoldenLady Wed 12-Apr-23 15:40:55

There’s nothing quite like a nice drink
Good friends gather round, you clink
Just one gin or wine
To sip as you dine
I'll order another, I think.

Some people adore powdered wigs

crazyH Wed 12-Apr-23 18:31:23

Some people adore powdered wigs
Not me, I’d light them up with cigs

Juliet27 Wed 12-Apr-23 18:47:36

Some people adore powdered wigs
Not me, I’d light them up with cigs
You’d cause quite a blaze

Jangran99 Wed 12-Apr-23 23:10:37

Some people adore powdered wigs
Not me, I’d light them up with cigs
You’d cause quite a blaze
Alarms we would raise

VB000 Thu 13-Apr-23 09:04:22

Some people adore powdered wigs
Not me, I’d light them up with cigs
You’d cause quite a blaze
Alarms we would raise
I've got hundreds back at my digs!

The huge fire could be seen for miles

crazyH Thu 13-Apr-23 09:39:00

The huge fire could be seen for miles
“What’s happening there” asked Farmer Giles

henetha Thu 13-Apr-23 10:39:45

The huge fire could be seen for miles
“What’s happening there” asked Farmer Giles
It's arson, it seems

Juliet27 Thu 13-Apr-23 11:04:27

The huge fire could be seen for miles
“What’s happening there” asked Farmer Giles
It's arson, it seems
Firemen there in teams

GoldenLady Thu 13-Apr-23 13:54:55

The huge fire could be seen for miles
“What’s happening there” asked Farmer Giles
It's arson, it seems
Firemen there in teams
The wigs were all heaped up in piles.

From now on, just use your own hair

Salti Thu 13-Apr-23 14:23:22

From now on, just use your own hair
Dye it pink if you want for a dare

CazzJazz Thu 13-Apr-23 16:52:25

From now on, just use your own hair
Dye it pink if you want for a dare
Wear it up or down

Jane71 Thu 13-Apr-23 16:56:33

From now on, just use your own hair
Dye it pink if you want for a dare
Wear it up or down
No more wigs for your crown

Juliet27 Thu 13-Apr-23 17:34:24

From now on, just use your own hair
Dye it pink if you want for a dare
Wear it up or down
No more wigs for your crown
Unless without one you feel bare

When Sue went to Barcelona

Jangran99 Fri 14-Apr-23 08:57:49

When Sue went to Barcelona
She made a change of persona

henetha Fri 14-Apr-23 10:01:40

When Sue went to Barcelona
She made a change of persona
She danced Flamenco

VB000 Fri 14-Apr-23 10:51:14

When Sue went to Barcelona
She made a change of persona
She danced Flamenco
Fuelled by some Kenco

Mollygo Fri 14-Apr-23 11:07:16

When Sue went to Barcelona
She made a change of persona
She danced Flamenco
Fuelled by some Kenco
Thrilled, Sue found that made her toner.

Flamenco is good for the hips.

Salti Fri 14-Apr-23 13:19:58

Flamenco is good for the hips.
But not cakes, desserts or chips

CazzJazz Fri 14-Apr-23 13:54:42

Flamenco is good for the hips.
But not cakes, desserts or chips
You could fandango

VB000 Fri 14-Apr-23 17:32:46

Flamenco is good for the hips.
But not cakes, desserts or chips
You could fandango
It takes two to tango

crazyH Fri 14-Apr-23 17:35:37

Flamenco is good for the hips.
But not cakes, desserts or chips
You could fandango
And eat a mango 🥭

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