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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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CazzJazz Sun 09-Apr-23 18:00:02

It's sunny and lovely today
Let it last a few days I pray
A surfeit of chocs
Easter eggs and blocks

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Juliet27 Mon 10-Apr-23 07:55:17

It's sunny and lovely today
Let it last a few days I pray
A surfeit of chocs
Easter eggs and blocks
And I dread to think what I’ll weigh

Then there’s each added hot cross bun

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Ashcombe Mon 10-Apr-23 12:16:04

Then there’s each added hot cross bun
It's Easter: has to be done!

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Ashcombe Mon 10-Apr-23 12:16:35

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crazyH Mon 10-Apr-23 12:49:04

Then there’s each added hot cross bun
It's Easter: has to be done!
Toasted with butter

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CazzJazz Mon 10-Apr-23 13:37:01

Then there's each added hot cross bun
It's Easter: has to be done!
Toasted with butter
Stomachs aflutter

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nanna8 Mon 10-Apr-23 14:00:57

Then there’s each added hot cross bun
It’s Easter: has to be done
Toasted with butter
Stomachs aflutter
Increases the size of my bum !

And now that the holiday’s passed

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Apr-23 15:26:10

And now that the holiday’s passed
Lots of paperwork has amassed

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NanKate Mon 10-Apr-23 15:28:34

And now that the holiday’s passed
Lots of paperwork has amassed
I’ll spend my time shredding

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Jane71 Mon 10-Apr-23 20:35:15

And now that the holiday’s passed
Lots of paperwork has amassed
I’ll spend my time shredding
Then wash all the bedding

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Jangran99 Mon 10-Apr-23 22:00:00

And now that the holiday’s passed
Lots of paperwork has amassed
I’ll spend time shredding
Wash all the bedding
Then fall into bed and sleep fast

There was a young man from our town

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Juliet27 Tue 11-Apr-23 06:27:08

There was a young man from our town
Who suffered a nervous breakdown

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crazyH Tue 11-Apr-23 07:24:14

There was a young man from our town
Who suffered a nervous breakdown
He hid in his room

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Salti Tue 11-Apr-23 09:05:57

There was a young man from our town
Who suffered a nervous breakdown
He hid in his room
Like a nervous young groom

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crazyH Tue 11-Apr-23 09:10:33

There was a young man from our town
Who suffered a nervous breakdown
He hid in his room
Like a nervous young groom
His face in a permanent frown

Can you please lend me a fiver?

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Juliet27 Tue 11-Apr-23 09:16:28

There was a young man from our town
Who suffered a nervous breakdown
He hid in his room
Like a nervous young groom
Which gave cause for many a frown

If only there was more good news

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Juliet27 Tue 11-Apr-23 09:18:15

00h sorry, I should have refreshed 😳

There was a young man from our town
Who suffered a nervous breakdown
He hid in his room
Like a nervous young groom
His face in a permanent frown

Can you please lend me a fiver?

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Juliet27 Tue 11-Apr-23 09:21:12

Can you please lend me a fiver?
‘Fore my finance takes a diver

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Salti Tue 11-Apr-23 09:51:56

Can you please lend me a fiver?
‘Fore my finance takes a diver
Cash will be fine

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GoldenLady Tue 11-Apr-23 18:23:33

Can you please lend me a fiver?
‘Fore my finance takes a diver
Cash will be fine
As long as it's mine

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Salti Tue 11-Apr-23 19:19:36

Can you please lend me a fiver?
‘Fore my finance takes a diver
Cash will be fine
As long as it's mine
I want to buy a screwdriver

I mean the cocktail, of course

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crazyH Tue 11-Apr-23 19:26:35

I mean the cocktail, of course
I need it, I feel quite morose

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Juliet27 Tue 11-Apr-23 21:37:56

I mean the cocktail, of course
I need it, I feel quite morose
I suffer from SAD

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CazzJazz Tue 11-Apr-23 21:43:03

I mean the cocktail,of course
I need it, I feel quite morose
To chase my blues

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crazyH Tue 11-Apr-23 22:47:10

I mean the cocktail, of course
I need it, I feel quite morose
I suffer from SAD
It’s really quite bad

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