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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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crazyH Tue 18-Apr-23 11:31:35

I still remember my first car
So to travelling there's now no bar,
I'm free as a bird
To meet that new nerd

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VB000 Tue 18-Apr-23 11:32:12

I still remember my first car
So to travelling there's now no bar,
I'm free as a bird
I'm now on my third

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GoldenLady Tue 18-Apr-23 14:38:47

I still remember my first car
So to travelling there's now no bar,
I'm free as a bird
I'm now on my third
And drive everywhere, near and far.

Reginald was fond of his Scotch

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CazzJazz Tue 18-Apr-23 16:02:33

Reginald was fond off his Scotch
He really was fun to watch

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Mollygo Tue 18-Apr-23 18:07:38

Reginald was fond off his Scotch
He really was fun to watch
He’d down it in one

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Salti Tue 18-Apr-23 18:19:06

Reginald was fond off his Scotch
He really was fun to watch
He’d down it in one
A blink, it was gone

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Juliet27 Wed 19-Apr-23 06:35:32

Reginald was fond of his Scotch
He really was fun to watch
He’d down it in one
A blink, it was gone
Was always a bit of a botch

If only he’d slowed to savour

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henetha Wed 19-Apr-23 10:32:14

If only he’d slowed to savour
And thought about his behaviour

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VB000 Wed 19-Apr-23 11:25:59

If only he’d slowed to savour
And thought about his behaviour
Which put me off food

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Salti Wed 19-Apr-23 11:49:45

If only he’d slowed to savour
And thought about his behaviour
Which put me off food
He was almost nude

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Crocus5 Wed 19-Apr-23 11:56:27

If only he’d slowed to savour
And thought about his behaviour
Which put me off food
He was almost nude
Not doing us any favour

The sun can’t decide what to do

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Mollygo Wed 19-Apr-23 11:56:59

If only he’d slowed to savour
And thought about his behaviour
Which put me off food
He was almost nude
He thought that made him look braver!

Risky, when you’re barbecuing

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GoldenLady Wed 19-Apr-23 14:09:40

Risky, when you're barbecuing
To forget what is it you are doing

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Juliet27 Wed 19-Apr-23 17:45:34

Risky, when you're barbecuing
To forget what is it you are doing
Keep eyes on the food

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henetha Thu 20-Apr-23 10:04:45

Risky, when you're barbecuing
To forget what is it you are doing
Keep eyes on the food,
Important if nude,

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VB000 Thu 20-Apr-23 11:36:39

Risky, when you're barbecuing
To forget what is it you are doing
Keep eyes on the food,
Important if nude
I forget what I am chewing

I love a fish finger sandwich

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Salti Thu 20-Apr-23 11:53:21

I love a fish finger sandwich
With tartare sauce out of the fridge

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Crocus5 Thu 20-Apr-23 12:28:06

I love a fish finger sandwich
With tartar sauce out of the fridge
On freshly baked bread

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Juliet27 Thu 20-Apr-23 15:02:30

I love a fish finger sandwich
With tartar sauce out of the fridge
On freshly baked bread
And lashings of spread

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Mollygo Fri 21-Apr-23 10:34:14

I love a fish finger sandwich
With tartar sauce out of the fridge
On freshly baked bread
And lashings of spread
Delicious and scrumptiously rich.

Now what shall I have for dessert

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VB000 Fri 21-Apr-23 10:43:08

Now what shall I have for dessert
There's tartare sauce all down my shirt

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crazyH Fri 21-Apr-23 11:04:45

Now what shall I have for dessert
There's tartare sauce all down my shirt
Oh just don’t bother

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GoldenLady Fri 21-Apr-23 14:17:43

Now what shall I have for dessert
There's tartare sauce all down my shirt
Oh just don’t bother
To eat like your father

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crazyH Fri 21-Apr-23 16:26:08

Now what shall I have for dessert
There's tartare sauce all down my shirt
Oh just don’t bother
To eat like your father
Table manners was not his forte

Couldn’t take him to any posh ‘do’

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CazzJazz Fri 21-Apr-23 16:31:02

Couldn't take him to any posh 'do'
He'd take out his dentures to chew!

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