Gransnet forums

Games

Page 33 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

(1001 Posts)
Add comment | Report
LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Fri 21-Apr-23 16:37:42

Couldn't take him to any posh 'do'
He'd take out his dentures to chew!
‘Twas more of a suck

Add comment | Report
Mollygo Fri 21-Apr-23 19:07:36

Sorry, I can’t think of a next line because I’m laughing at the picture these 3 lines conjure up!🤣🤣🤣
So . . .
Couldn't take him to any posh 'do'
He'd take out his dentures to chew!
‘Twas more of a suck

Add comment | Report
Salti Fri 21-Apr-23 21:58:17

Couldn't take him to any posh 'do'
He'd take out his dentures to chew!
‘Twas more of a suck
A slurp that he took

Add comment | Report
crazyH Fri 21-Apr-23 22:31:00

Agree Mollygo 🤣🤣

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sat 22-Apr-23 07:13:23

yes I did ponder for a while before adding that third line and wondered if anyone would dare put the obvious rhyming word. 🤣

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sat 22-Apr-23 07:17:10

Couldn't take him to any posh 'do'
He'd take out his dentures to chew!
‘Twas more of a suck
A slurp that he took
His teeth needing put back with glue

The carnival queen from Brighton

Add comment | Report
Salti Sat 22-Apr-23 10:01:21

The carnival queen from Brighton
Would only sleep with the light on

Add comment | Report
VB000 Sat 22-Apr-23 17:20:58

Juliet27

^yes I did ponder for a while before adding that third line and wondered if anyone would dare put the obvious rhyming word^. 🤣

Haha!

The carnival queen from Brighton
Would only sleep with the light on
She'd found some false teeth

Add comment | Report
CazzJazz Sat 22-Apr-23 18:08:03

The carnival queen from Brighton
Would only sleep with the light on
She'd found some false teeth
But to her relief

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sun 23-Apr-23 07:23:22

The carnival queen from Brighton
Would only sleep with the light on
She'd found some false teeth
But to her relief
Not hers but they sure did frighten.

When Jack took a swim in the sea

Add comment | Report
henetha Sun 23-Apr-23 10:29:36

When Jack took a swim in the sea
He bumped into a novice, - me!

Add comment | Report
Salti Sun 23-Apr-23 10:43:24

When Jack took a swim in the sea
He bumped into a novice, - me!
I fell off the pier

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sun 23-Apr-23 10:44:24

When Jack took a swim in the sea
He bumped into a novice, - me!
My arms a-flailing

Add comment | Report
Mollygo Sun 23-Apr-23 11:51:22

When Jack took a swim in the sea
He bumped into a novice, - me!
My arms a-flailing
Swimming strokes failing

Add comment | Report
Crocus5 Sun 23-Apr-23 12:24:20

When Jack took a swim in the sea
He bumped into a novice-me!
My arms a-flailing
Swimming strokes failing
Not what he expected to see

He grabbed hold of my outstretched arms

Add comment | Report
nanna8 Sun 23-Apr-23 12:28:40

He grabbed hold of my outstretched arms
But he couldn’t resist my charms

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sun 23-Apr-23 13:00:36

He grabbed hold of my outstretched arms
But he couldn’t resist my charms
Just one kiss, begs he,

Add comment | Report
CazzJazz Sun 23-Apr-23 13:54:28

He grabbed hold of my outstretched arms
But he couldn't resist my charms
Just one kiss, begs he,
Not likely, yelled me

Add comment | Report
VB000 Sun 23-Apr-23 14:06:03

He grabbed hold of my outstretched arms
But he couldn't resist my charms
Just one kiss, begs he,
Not likely, yelled me
I won't hear the government alarms!

The old music filling the house

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Sun 23-Apr-23 14:19:49

The old music filling the house
Made my dog start waltzing to Strauss

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Mon 24-Apr-23 06:17:55

The old music filling the house
Made my dog start waltzing to Strauss
I welcomed the sound

Add comment | Report
Crocus5 Mon 24-Apr-23 07:32:25

The old music filling the house
Made my dog start waltzing to Strauss
I welcomed the sound
As he danced around

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 24-Apr-23 08:27:13

The old music filling the house
Made my dog start waltzing to Strauss
I welcomed the sound
As he danced around
Unlikely duet with a mouse.

I'd love to be able to sing

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Mon 24-Apr-23 08:41:11

I'd love to be able to sing
Anything from opera to swing

Add comment | Report
Mollygo Mon 24-Apr-23 09:50:43

I'd love to be able to sing
Anything from opera to swing
Or some sultry jazz

Page 33 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion