More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

In Tesco I cannot find eggs
While searching I’ve worn out my legs
2 boxes? There’s none!

In Tesco I cannot find eggs
While searching I’ve worn out my legs
2 boxes? There’s none!
Need to bake a bun

In Tesco I cannot find eggs
While searching I’ve worn out my legs
2 boxes? There’s none!
Need to bake a bun
Never mind, I'll call in at Gregg's

I like buns and cakes with my tea

I like buns and cakes with my tea
It puts on weight I guarantee

I like buns and cake with my tea
It puts on weight I guarantee
They taste so good

I like buns and cake with my tea
It puts on weight I guarantee
They taste so good
Puts me in a mood

I like buns and cake with my tea
It puts on weight I guarantee
They taste so good
Puts me in a mood
I feel good if I resist three!

Do you ever yearn for ice cream?

Do you ever yearn for ice cream?
Only if it’s pistachio cream

Ignore ☝️

Do you ever yearn for ice cream?
Yes, it is often in my dream

Do you ever yearn for ice cream?
It often turns up in a dream

Do you ever yearn for ice cream?
Yes, it is often in my dream
With raspberry sauce

Do you ever yearn for ice cream?
Yes, it is often in my dream
With raspberry sauce
And a wafer of course

Do you ever yearn for ice cream?
Yes, it is often in my dream
With raspberry sauce
And a wafer of course
And a topping of luscious whipped cream

It's been raining three days in a row

It's been raining three days in a row
The reservoirs are still so low

It's been raining three days in a row
The reservoirs are still so low
I’m curled up in bed

It's been raining three days in a row
The reservoirs are still so low
I’m curled up in bed
A book by my head

It's been raining three days in a row
The reservoirs are still so low
I’m curled up in bed
A book by my head
I just have no ‘get up and go’

What a heatwave there is in Spain!

What a heatwave there is in Spain!
It's hot enough to fry my brain

What a heatwave there is in Spain!
It's hot enough to fry my brain
All the way over here

What a heatwave there is in Spain!
It's hot enough to fry my brain
All the way over here
By Lake Windermere

What a heatwave there is in Spain!
It's hot enough to fry my brain
All the way over here
By Lake Windermere
I'm going on a lovely steam train.

I don't like it hot, just pleasant

I don't like it hot, just pleasant
Just like our weather at present

I don't like it hot, just pleasant
Just like our weather at present
There's sunshine one minute

I don't like it hot, just pleasant
Just like our weather at present
There's sunshine one minute
I love basking in it