More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

I don't like it hot, just pleasant
Just like our weather at present
There's sunshine one minute
I love basking in it
An enjoyable afternoon well spent

I'll enjoy a nice cool drink

I'll enjoy a nice cool drink
Gin and tonic with ice I think

I'll enjoy a nice cool drink
Gin and tonic with ice I think
Great on a hot day

I'll enjoy a nice cool drink
Gin and tonic with ice I think
Great on a hot day
On the shore of a bay

I'll enjoy a nice cool drink
Gin and tonic with ice I think
Great on a hot day
On the shore of a bay
Now I can hear those glasses clink

A busy weekend it will be

A busy weekend it will be
I'll watch it on the BBC

A busy weekend it will be
I'll watch it on the BBC
The orb it will gleam

A busy weekend it will be
I'll watch it on the BBC
The orb it will gleam
We'll eat cake and ice cream

A busy weekend it will be
I'll watch it on the BBC
The orb it will gleam
We'll eat cake and ice cream
A happy day , we will all see

But my energy levels have dipped

But my energy levels have dipped
My interest in royalty has slipped

But my energy levels have dipped
My interest in royalty has slipped
Yet, could it return?

But my energy levels have dipped
My interest in royalty has slipped
Yet, could it return?
After my sojourn

But my energy levels have dipped
My interest in royalty has slipped
Yet, could it return?
After my sojourn
I say! - that equerry is ripped!

Camilla must be very tired

Camilla must be very tired,
So much of her was required

Camilla must be very tired,
So much of her was required
So good luck, your Maj

Camilla must be very tired,
So much of her was required
So good luck, your Maj
You deserve a badge

Camilla must be very tired,
So much of her was required
So good luck, your Maj
You deserve a badge
Or a large gin ma'am? I enquired

Coronation chicken for lunch

Coronation chicken for lunch
With salad, I’ll heartily munch

Coronation chicken for lunch
Glorious food to munch

Coronation chicken for lunch
Glorious food to munch
Just had it tonight

Coronation chicken for lunch
With salad, I’ll heartily munch
Just had it tonight
Now feeling quite bright

Coronation chicken for lunch
With salad, I’ll heartily munch
Just had it tonight
Now feeling quite bright
With prosecco, it packed quite a punch

That's another bank holiday gone

That's another bank holiday gone
Played table tennis and ping pong.

That's another bank holiday gone
Played table tennis and ping pong
Did marking and prep

That's another bank holiday gone
Played table tennis and ping pong
Did marking and prep
Everything's done, yep