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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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VB000 Wed 11-Jan-23 10:21:22

A custard cream is my first choice
Say digestive, you’ll hear my voice
A Nice is quite nice
Hobnobs are my vice
A choccy one, I will rejoice

The sunshine today is so bright

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 11-Jan-23 11:03:13

The sunshine today is so bright
When I woke up it gave me a fright

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crazyH Wed 11-Jan-23 11:53:50

The sunshine today is so bright
When I woke up it gave me a fright
Its dreary in Wales

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 11-Jan-23 13:29:49

The sunshine today is so bright
When I woke up it gave me a fright
It's dreary in Wales
Rain's off the scales

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 11-Jan-23 13:48:20

The sunshine today is so bright
When I woke up it gave me a fright
It's dreary in Wales
Rain's off the scales
In January that's what's right

As the thespian said to the Pontiff

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Juliet27 Wed 11-Jan-23 18:17:56

As the thespian said to the Pontiff
Too many syllables - what if..?

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Mollygo Wed 11-Jan-23 18:32:28

As the thespian said to the Pontiff
Though Holy, don’t go near a cliff

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Girinomusume Wed 11-Jan-23 19:09:01

As the thespian said to the Pontiff,
Though Holy, don’t go near a cliff,
The edges may crumble,

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tickingbird Wed 11-Jan-23 19:27:38

As the thespian said to the Pontiff,
Though Holy, don’t go near a cliff,
The edges may crumble,
You may take a tumble

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GoldenLady Thu 12-Jan-23 01:43:49

As the thespian said to the Pontiff,
Though Holy, don’t go near a cliff,
The edges may crumble,
You may take a tumble
And all our prayers won't make a diff.

California now has too much water

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henetha Thu 12-Jan-23 11:49:08

California now has too much water
I've just left home with my daughter,

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tickingbird Thu 12-Jan-23 11:51:03

California now has too much water
I've just left home with my daughter,
Uphill we must go

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crazyH Thu 12-Jan-23 11:51:22

California now has too much water
I've just left home with my daughter,
I don’t want to drown

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VB000 Thu 12-Jan-23 12:48:06

California now has too much water
I've just left home with my daughter,
I don’t want to drown
And so we'll leave town

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GoldenLady Thu 12-Jan-23 16:21:54

California now has too much water
I've just left home with my daughter,
I don’t want to drown
And so we'll leave town
Though I really don't know if I oughter.

My spelling is falling apart

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Mollygo Thu 12-Jan-23 19:12:19

My spelling is falling apart
I reelly don’t no wear too start.

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crazyH Thu 12-Jan-23 19:16:45

My spelling is falling apart
I reelly don’t no wear too start.
Try alphabet soup

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Jane71 Thu 12-Jan-23 20:11:38

My spelling is falling apart
I reelly don’t no wear too start.
Try alphabet soup
Form a splinter group

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Squiffy Thu 12-Jan-23 21:12:22

My spelling is falling apart
I reelly don’t no wear too start.
Try alphabet soup
Form a splinter group
I’m confused, is it hart or heart?

…and as for my punctuation

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Ashcombe Thu 12-Jan-23 21:59:29

...and as for my punctuation
it causes me much consternation

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crazyH Thu 12-Jan-23 23:43:16

...and as for my punctuation
it causes me much consternation
Colons and commas

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Mollygo Fri 13-Jan-23 10:01:37

. . . and as for my punctuation
it causes me much consternation
Colons and commas
‘postrophe bombers

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VB000 Fri 13-Jan-23 10:07:12

. . . and as for my punctuation
it causes me much consternation
Colons and commas
‘postrophe bombers
And as for my exclamation!!

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VB000 Fri 13-Jan-23 10:07:48

It's that Friday feeling at last

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GoldenLady Fri 13-Jan-23 16:39:35

It's that Friday feeling at last
Farewell to the week that's gone past

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