More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

A custard cream is my first choice
Say digestive, you’ll hear my voice
A Nice is quite nice
Hobnobs are my vice
A choccy one, I will rejoice

The sunshine today is so bright

The sunshine today is so bright
When I woke up it gave me a fright

The sunshine today is so bright
When I woke up it gave me a fright
Its dreary in Wales

The sunshine today is so bright
When I woke up it gave me a fright
It's dreary in Wales
Rain's off the scales

The sunshine today is so bright
When I woke up it gave me a fright
It's dreary in Wales
Rain's off the scales
In January that's what's right

As the thespian said to the Pontiff

As the thespian said to the Pontiff
Too many syllables - what if..?

As the thespian said to the Pontiff
Though Holy, don’t go near a cliff

As the thespian said to the Pontiff,
Though Holy, don’t go near a cliff,
The edges may crumble,

As the thespian said to the Pontiff,
Though Holy, don’t go near a cliff,
The edges may crumble,
You may take a tumble

As the thespian said to the Pontiff,
Though Holy, don’t go near a cliff,
The edges may crumble,
You may take a tumble
And all our prayers won't make a diff.

California now has too much water

California now has too much water
I've just left home with my daughter,

California now has too much water
I've just left home with my daughter,
Uphill we must go

California now has too much water
I've just left home with my daughter,
I don’t want to drown

California now has too much water
I've just left home with my daughter,
I don’t want to drown
And so we'll leave town

California now has too much water
I've just left home with my daughter,
I don’t want to drown
And so we'll leave town
Though I really don't know if I oughter.

My spelling is falling apart

My spelling is falling apart
I reelly don’t no wear too start.

My spelling is falling apart
I reelly don’t no wear too start.
Try alphabet soup

My spelling is falling apart
I reelly don’t no wear too start.
Try alphabet soup
Form a splinter group

My spelling is falling apart
I reelly don’t no wear too start.
Try alphabet soup
Form a splinter group
I’m confused, is it hart or heart?

…and as for my punctuation

...and as for my punctuation
it causes me much consternation

...and as for my punctuation
it causes me much consternation
Colons and commas

. . . and as for my punctuation
it causes me much consternation
Colons and commas
‘postrophe bombers

. . . and as for my punctuation
it causes me much consternation
Colons and commas
‘postrophe bombers
And as for my exclamation!!

It's that Friday feeling at last

It's that Friday feeling at last
Farewell to the week that's gone past