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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

crazyH Tue 11-Jul-23 11:49:41

Moderation is best, I think
Smaller plates and glasses to drink

GoldenLady Tue 11-Jul-23 22:10:20

Moderation is best, I think
Smaller plates and glasses to drink
And much shorter toasts

crazyH Tue 11-Jul-23 22:17:03

Moderation is best, I think
Smaller plates and glasses to drink
And much shorter toasts
One glass at the most

Salti Wed 12-Jul-23 09:54:40

Moderation is best, I think
Smaller plates and glasses to drink
And much shorter toasts
One glass at the most
I'd rather be Lily the pink

Some rugby club songs can be crude

henetha Wed 12-Jul-23 09:57:19

Some rugby club songs can be crude,
Depending on your attitude,

Katek Wed 12-Jul-23 10:05:29

Some rugby songs can be crude
Depends on your attitude
But why burly young men

Juliet27 Wed 12-Jul-23 13:41:08

Some rugby songs can be crude
Depends on your attitude
But why burly young men
Seem to have this yen

crazyH Wed 12-Jul-23 14:22:20

Some rugby songs can be crude
Depends on your attitude
But why burly young men
Seem to have this yen
Testosterone makes them quite lewd

It is harmless fun after all

Salti Wed 12-Jul-23 19:11:17

It is harmless fun after all
Centred on a small oval ball

henetha Thu 13-Jul-23 10:08:26

It is harmless fun after all
Centred on a small oval ball
But it can get rough

VB000 Thu 13-Jul-23 11:04:29

It is harmless fun after all
Centred on a small oval ball
But it can get rough
Being strong enough

Juliet27 Mon 17-Jul-23 11:41:57

It is harmless fun after all
Centred on a small oval ball
But it can get rough
Being strong enough
To cope with damage when you fall

You have to take care with most sport

Crocus5 Mon 17-Jul-23 14:54:00

You have to take care with most sport
Or injuries you may well court

GoldenLady Mon 17-Jul-23 15:10:11

You have to take care with most sport
Or injuries you may well court
But don't be too cautious

Juliet27 Tue 18-Jul-23 07:12:08

You have to take care with most sport
Or injuries you may well court
But don't be too cautious
Though feeling nauseous

GoldenLady Tue 18-Jul-23 14:56:26

You have to take care with most sport
Or injuries you may well court
But don't be too cautious
Though feeling nauseous
You'll get lots of friendly support

To my trampoline you're invited

Juliet27 Tue 18-Jul-23 17:58:58

To my trampoline you're invited
With company I’d be delighted

FarNorth Tue 18-Jul-23 22:00:57

To my trampoline you're invited
With company I’d be delighted
We'd bounce to and fro

Juliet27 Wed 19-Jul-23 07:38:10

To my trampoline you're invited
With company I’d be delighted
We'd bounce to and fro
Aagh, I need to ‘go’ 🥴

crazyH Wed 19-Jul-23 09:45:58

To my trampoline you're invited
With company I’d be delighted
We'd bounce to and fro
Aagh, I need to ‘go’ 🥴
Must be because I’m so frightened.

I’ve bought myself some special pants

henetha Wed 19-Jul-23 10:10:02

I’ve bought myself some special pants
To uplift my bum and enhance

GoldenLady Wed 19-Jul-23 14:02:27

I’ve bought myself some special pants
To uplift my bum and enhance
But the ceiling I hit

VB000 Wed 19-Jul-23 14:33:54

I’ve bought myself some special pants
To uplift my bum and enhance
But the ceiling I hit
The pants helped a bit

Juliet27 Wed 19-Jul-23 15:37:34

I’ve bought myself some special pants
To uplift my bum and enhance
But the ceiling I hit
The pants helped a bit
My reflection I view askance

When I borrowed my sister’s hat

Salti Wed 19-Jul-23 21:01:27

When I borrowed my sister’s hat
She called me an entitled brat

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