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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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crazyH Wed 19-Jul-23 22:41:56

When I borrowed my sister’s hat
She called me an entitled brat
We never got on

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FarNorth Thu 20-Jul-23 00:44:07

When I borrowed my sister’s hat
She called me an entitled brat
We never got on
Cos she called me 'John'

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GoldenLady Thu 20-Jul-23 18:34:16

When I borrowed my sister’s hat
She called me an entitled brat
We never got on
Cos she called me 'John'
And she didn't know my real name is Pat.

My family might be called strange

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crazyH Thu 20-Jul-23 18:48:32

My family might be called strange
You could say we were all deranged

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Salti Sat 22-Jul-23 09:57:53

My family might be called strange
You could say we were all deranged
We howl at the moon

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GoldenLady Sat 22-Jul-23 13:45:58

My family might be called strange
You could say we were all deranged
We howl at the moon
At a quarter to noon

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Salti Mon 24-Jul-23 20:58:45

My family might be called strange
You could say we were all deranged
We howl at the moon
At a quarter to noon
And then go back home to the grange

Dracula left coffin tonight

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Salti Mon 24-Jul-23 20:59:59

Sorry...

Vampire left his coffin tonight

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 00:26:55

Vampire left his coffin tonight
Searching for a neck to bite

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henetha Tue 25-Jul-23 10:44:11

Vampire left his coffin tonight
Searching for a neck to bite
Mine's far too skinny

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VB000 Tue 25-Jul-23 10:52:52

Vampire left his coffin tonight
Searching for a neck to bite
Mine's far too skinny
Ran to my Mini

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 13:33:44

Vampire left his coffin tonight
Searching for a neck to bite
Mine's far too skinny
Ran to my Mini
I hoped to keep him out of sight

My heart, it trembled with deep fear

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keepcalmandcavachon Tue 25-Jul-23 13:51:46

My heart, it trembled with deep fear
The THING! it was ever so near

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GoldenLady Tue 25-Jul-23 15:46:40

My heart, it trembled with deep fear
The THING! it was ever so near
I hid near the floor

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Juliet27 Wed 26-Jul-23 10:09:08

My heart, it trembled with deep fear
The THING! it was ever so near
I hid near the floor
It came through the door

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henetha Wed 26-Jul-23 10:20:52

My heart, it trembled with deep fear
The THING! it was ever so near
I hid near the floor
It came through the door
And said "would you like a nice beer?"

It was Fred from the village pub

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Salti Wed 26-Jul-23 10:53:11

It was Fred from the village pub
Our friendly community hub

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Crocus5 Wed 26-Jul-23 11:08:39

It was Fred from the village pub
Our friendly community hub
“Go on then” I said

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VB000 Wed 26-Jul-23 12:11:30

It was Fred from the village pub
Our friendly community hub
“Go on then” I said
He saw me and fled

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GoldenLady Wed 26-Jul-23 14:27:07

It was Fred from the village pub
Our friendly community hub
“Go on then” I said
He saw me and fled
I was taking a bath in the tub!

It's time now the subject to change

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Juliet27 Thu 27-Jul-23 09:03:33

It's time now the subject to change
I’ve a holiday to arrange

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FarNorth Thu 27-Jul-23 09:52:03

It's time now the subject to change
I’ve a holiday to arrange
So - AirBnB?

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VB000 Thu 27-Jul-23 10:57:10

It's time now the subject to change
I’ve a holiday to arrange
So - AirBnB?
Or maybe Tui?

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Salti Thu 27-Jul-23 12:17:46

It's time now the subject to change
I’ve a holiday to arrange
So - AirBnB?
Or maybe Tui?
Scarborough is in our price range

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Salti Thu 27-Jul-23 12:20:18

Sorry....

It's time now the subject to change
I’ve a holiday to arrange
So - AirBnB?
Or maybe Tui?
Scarborough is in our price range

I'll buy a small bucket and spade

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