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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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henetha Fri 28-Jul-23 10:34:35

I'll buy a small bucket and spade
And walk along the esplanade

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Crocus5 Fri 28-Jul-23 21:36:29

I’ll buy a small bucket and spade
And walk along the esplanade
And have an ice-cream

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henetha Sat 29-Jul-23 10:21:07

I’ll buy a small bucket and spade
And walk along the esplanade
And have an ice-cream
Then just sit and dream

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GoldenLady Sat 29-Jul-23 15:08:47

I’ll buy a small bucket and spade
And walk along the esplanade
And have an ice-cream
Then just sit and dream
And I'd better sit down in the shade!

This summer is hot as all blazes

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FarNorth Sat 29-Jul-23 21:43:23

This summer is hot as all blazes
With thunder and lightning in phases

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NanKate Sat 29-Jul-23 22:15:48

This summer is hot as all blazes
With thunder and lightning in phases
I’m scoffing ice lollies

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Juliet27 Sun 30-Jul-23 07:04:06

This summer is hot as all blazes
With thunder and lightning in phases
I’m scoffing ice lollies
Though we need brollies

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Salti Sun 30-Jul-23 10:58:38

This summer is hot as all blazes
With thunder and lightning in phases
I’m scoffing ice lollies
Though we need brollie
Only smoke and cloud for stargazers

Dominic owned a telescope

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GoldenLady Sun 30-Jul-23 15:02:18

Dominic owned a telescope
"I'll find a new planet, I hope"

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VB000 Mon 31-Jul-23 11:03:21

Dominic owned a telescope
"I'll find a new planet, I hope"
Was out every night

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henetha Mon 31-Jul-23 11:04:33

Dominic owned a telescope
"I'll find a new planet, I hope"
Was out every night
Scanning left and right

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Salti Wed 02-Aug-23 13:11:31

Dominic owned a telescope
"I'll find a new planet, I hope"
Was out every night
Scanning left and right
But lens cap still on, what a dope.

Common sense is now very rare

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Jangran99 Wed 02-Aug-23 16:07:14

Common sense is now very rare,
Folks go about without due care

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GoldenLady Wed 02-Aug-23 16:24:10

Common sense is now very rare,
Folks go about without due care
Wild animals they pet

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FarNorth Wed 02-Aug-23 16:29:15

Common sense is now very rare,
Folks go about without due care
Wild animals they pet
Cheap rubbish they get

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VB000 Thu 03-Aug-23 12:54:04

Common sense is now very rare,
Folks go about without due care
Wild animals they pet
Cheap rubbish they get
It's all a bit of a nightmare

We love to start a limerick (!)

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GoldenLady Thu 03-Aug-23 14:28:15

We love to start a limerick (!)
Is this some sort of a dim trick?

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Jangran99 Sat 05-Aug-23 20:48:22

We love to start a limerick (!)
Is this some sort of a dim trick?
Nooo!!We love to rhyme

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crazyH Sat 05-Aug-23 20:52:17

We love to start a limerick (!)
Is this some sort of a dim trick?
Nooo!!We love to rhyme
Get the beats to time

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henetha Sun 06-Aug-23 12:14:21

We love to start a limerick (!)
Is this some sort of a dim trick?
Nooo!!We love to rhyme
Get the beats to time,
I'm useless, so need help from Vic.

Vic's my friend from along the road

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VB000 Mon 07-Aug-23 10:23:08

Vic's my friend from along the road
He's nice, but he looks like a toad

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Salti Mon 07-Aug-23 13:22:30

Vic's my friend from along the road
He's nice, but he looks like a toad
He creaks like a frog

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Salti Mon 07-Aug-23 13:23:39

Sorry....
Vic's my friend from along the road
He's nice, but he looks like a toad
He croaks like a frog

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crazyH Mon 07-Aug-23 20:17:32

Vic's my friend from along the road
He's nice, but he looks like a toad
He croaks like a frog
And barks like a dog

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GoldenLady Tue 08-Aug-23 01:06:58

Vic's my friend from along the road
He's nice, but he looks like a toad
He croaks like a frog
And barks like a dog
And once, like a rooster he crowed.

Ernestine's not a good cook

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