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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Aug-23 07:45:29

Ernestine's not a good cook
Although she does follow the book

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VB000 Tue 08-Aug-23 10:55:52

Ernestine's not a good cook
Although she does follow the book
Souffles don't wobble

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GoldenLady Tue 08-Aug-23 14:37:13

Ernestine's not a good cook
Although she does follow the book
Souffles don't wobble
But no one will gobble

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Salti Tue 08-Aug-23 15:26:27

Ernestine's not a good cook
Although she does follow the book
Souffles don't wobble
But no one will gobble
Her food without a good look

I examine

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Salti Tue 08-Aug-23 15:28:10

Sorry......

I examine her food and drink

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VB000 Wed 09-Aug-23 10:28:11

I examine her food and drink
It always sends me to the brink

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henetha Wed 09-Aug-23 10:44:56

I examine her food and drink
It always sends me to the brink,
Phone for a pizza

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crazyH Wed 09-Aug-23 11:26:33

I examine her food and drink
It always sends me to the brink,
Phone for a pizza
With mozzarella

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Aug-23 15:32:29

I examine her food and drink
It always sends me to the brink,
Phone for a pizza
With mozzarella
Much better choice, I should think!

Pepperoni and onion for me

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VB000 Fri 11-Aug-23 11:01:51

Pepperoni and onion for me
Pineapple and ham is naughty

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Conan Fri 11-Aug-23 15:39:21

Pineapple and ham is naughty
Four cheesses a delight

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keepcalmandcavachon Fri 11-Aug-23 16:50:21

Pepperoni and onion for me
Pineapple and ham is naughty
Four cheeses a delight,
I'd eat it all night

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GoldenLady Sun 13-Aug-23 15:25:09

Pepperoni and onion for me
Pineapple and ham is naughty
Four cheeses a delight,
I'd eat it all night
Should we order two more, maybe three?

This summer's the hottest one ever

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Salti Mon 14-Aug-23 08:03:46

This summer's the hottest one ever
So says the weatherman, Trevor

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Aug-23 08:17:07

This summer's the hottest one ever
So says the weatherman, Trevor
And there’s worse to come

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henetha Mon 14-Aug-23 10:13:21

This summer's the hottest one ever
So says the weatherman, Trevor
And there’s worse to come,
No escape from the sun,

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VB000 Mon 14-Aug-23 10:19:40

This summer's the hottest one ever
So says the weatherman, Trevor
And there’s worse to come,
No escape from the sun,
But it's raining, so that's clever

A Ming vase on TV last night

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Aug-23 07:03:24

A Ming vase on TV last night
Had given the owner a fright

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Salti Fri 18-Aug-23 08:17:48

A Ming vase on TV last night
Had given the owner a fright
It fell on the floor

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henetha Fri 18-Aug-23 10:43:11

A Ming vase on TV last night
Had given the owner a fright
It fell on the floor,
Existed no more,

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Jangran99 Sun 20-Aug-23 08:53:59

A Ming vase on TV last night
Had given the owner a fright
It fell on the floor,
Existed no more,
His face was a sorrowful sight.

I'm lying in bed wasting time

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Crocus5 Sun 20-Aug-23 09:01:32

I’m lying in bed wasting time
For I’m no longer in my prime

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FarNorth Sun 20-Aug-23 09:45:58

I’m lying in bed wasting time
For I’m no longer in my prime
I do as I like

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henetha Sun 20-Aug-23 10:04:43

I’m lying in bed wasting time
For I’m no longer in my prime
I do as I like
Can lay here, or hike,

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Salti Sun 20-Aug-23 11:50:32

I’m lying in bed wasting time
For I’m no longer in my prime
I do as I like
Can lay here, or hike,
Possibly even turn to crime

Might become a new Robin Hood

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