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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Mollygo Tue 20-Jun-23 14:16:42

The ballroom at Blackpool, you see
The bouncing and springing is key
A paso doble

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Salti Tue 20-Jun-23 15:30:36

The ballroom at Blackpool, you see
The bouncing and springing is key
A paso doble
With Monsieur André

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henetha Wed 21-Jun-23 10:47:11

The ballroom at Blackpool, you see
The bouncing and springing is key
A paso doble
With Monsieur André
Was thrilling, and then we had tea.

We did the Dirty Dancing lift

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VB000 Wed 21-Jun-23 11:04:51

We did the Dirty Dancing lift
(I could see Minerva was miffed)

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GoldenLady Wed 21-Jun-23 15:20:13

We did the Dirty Dancing lift
(I could see Minerva was miffed)
For her skirt flew up high

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crazyH Wed 21-Jun-23 21:45:30

We did the Dirty Dancing lift
(I could see Minerva was miffed)
For her skirt flew up high
Men gave her the eye

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Salti Thu 22-Jun-23 11:25:48

We did the Dirty Dancing lift
(I could see Minerva was miffed)
For her skirt flew up high
Men gave her the eye
But her knickers had come adrift

Embarrassment can make us blush

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VB000 Thu 22-Jun-23 11:27:39

Embarrassment can make us blush
The ballroom was so very plush

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henetha Thu 22-Jun-23 11:28:46

Embarrassment can make us blush
And then there's just an awful hush,

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GoldenLady Thu 22-Jun-23 15:12:27

Embarrassment can make us blush
And then there's just an awful hush,
People mutter, "Oh my!"

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crazyH Thu 22-Jun-23 15:19:27

Embarrassment can make us blush
And then there's just an awful hush,
People mutter, "Oh my!"
“Why do it, oh why!!”

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Mollygo Thu 22-Jun-23 18:06:24

Embarrassment can make us blush
And then there's just an awful hush,
People mutter, "Oh my!"
“Why do it, oh why!!”
And then for the exit we rush.

Davina was dainty and neat

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crazyH Thu 22-Jun-23 18:24:12

Davina was dainty and neat
With pretty ballerina feet

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Salti Thu 22-Jun-23 19:16:03

Davina was dainty and neat
With pretty ballerina feet
Almost too pretty

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VB000 Fri 23-Jun-23 10:26:49

Davina was dainty and neat
With pretty ballerina feet
Almost too pretty
She used her kitty

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 24-Jun-23 05:18:44

Davina was dainty and neat
With pretty ballerina feet
Almost too pretty
She used her kitty
To get beautiful shoes, just so sweet.

Perhaps a tutu she'd choose too

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Mollygo Sat 24-Jun-23 07:29:24

Perhaps a tutu she'd choose too
Or leotard, slinky and blue

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Salti Sat 24-Jun-23 08:44:59

Perhaps a tutu she'd choose too
Or leotard, slinky and blue
Feathers in her hair

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Jangran99 Sat 24-Jun-23 10:10:14

Perhaps a tutu she'd choose too
Or leotard, slinky and blue
Feathers in her hair
Would make people stare

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Juliet27 Mon 26-Jun-23 06:01:14

Perhaps a tutu she'd choose too
Or leotard, slinky and blue
Feathers in her hair
Would make people stare
But she’s happy to be on view

A rebel had taken a stand

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Jane71 Mon 26-Jun-23 10:24:34

A rebel had taken a stand
And stood with the rest of their band

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Salti Mon 26-Jun-23 10:45:37

A rebel had taken a stand
And stood with the rest of their band
Chained to a railing

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Mollygo Mon 26-Jun-23 12:23:05

A rebel had taken a stand
And stood with the rest of their band
Chained to a railing
Weeping and wailing

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Jun-23 15:00:03

A rebel had taken a stand
And stood with the rest of their band
Chained to a railing
Weeping and wailing
This lim'rick has got out of hand!

A lim'rick's supposed to be funny

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Juliet27 Tue 27-Jun-23 15:41:09

A lim'rick's supposed to be funny
Some days we just can’t feel sunny

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