More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

A frog landed right at my feet
Was Kermit on Sesame Street?

A frog landed right at my feet
Was Kermit on Sesame Street?
And Oscar the Grouch

A frog landed right at my feet
Was Kermit on Sesame Street?
And Oscar the Grouch
Moaning on the couch

A frog landed right at my feet
Was Kermit on Sesame Street?
And Oscar the Grouch
Moaning on the couch
‘Cos Big Bird was out of his reach

How we enjoyed programs long gone

How we enjoyed programs long gone
First rate plots and you can’t go wrong

How we enjoyed programs long gone
First rate plots and you can’t go wrong
Black and white T.V.

How we enjoyed programs long gone
First rate plots and you can’t go wrong
Black and white T.V.
Pre- BBC Three

How we enjoyed programs long gone
First rate plots and you can’t go wrong
Black and white T.V.
Pre- BBC Three
I wish some of them were still on.

My neighbor carouses all night

My neighbour carouses all night
He sings in the nude, what a sight!

My neighbour carouses all night
He sings in the nude, what a sight!
His dog joins in too

My neighbour carouses all night
He sings in the nude, what a sight!
His dog joins in too
It's all I can do

My neighbour carouses all night
He sings in the nude, what a sight!
His dog joins in too
It's all I can do
To stop myself dying of fright.

T’other side isn’t much better

T’other side isn't much better,
She's written us all a letter,

T’other side isn't much better,
She's written us all a letter,
An apology

T’other side isn't much better,
She's written us all a letter,
An apology
Cod psychology

T’other side isn't much better,
She's written us all a letter,
An apology
Cod psychology
Saying that she’s a trend setter.

I watch people run up the hill

I watch people run up the hill
And wish I could do the same still

i watch people run up the hill
And wish I could do the same still
My stamina's gone

I watch people run up the hill
And wish I could do the same still
My stamina's gone
It’s hiding o’er yon

I watch people run up the hill
And wish I could do the same still
My stamina's gone
It’s hiding o’er yon
Despite my extremely strong will

I mourn my energetic youth

I mourn my energetic youth
When sometimes I did things uncouth

mourn my energetic youth
When sometimes I did things uncouth
Which now make me cringe

I mourn my energetic youth
When sometimes I did things uncouth
Which now make me cringe
Though whilst on The Fringe

I mourn my energetic youth
When sometimes I did things uncouth
Which now make me cringe
Though whilst on The Fringe
I did stuff, and they know the truth

Lack of camera phones was bliss

Lack of camera phones was bliss,
Sorry, I don't agree with this,