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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Jun-23 14:39:39

Lack of camera phones was bliss
Sorry, I don't agree with this
They're easy to use

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crazyH Thu 15-Jun-23 14:44:43

Lack of camera phones was bliss
Sorry, I don't agree with this
They're easy to use
Open to abuse

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Salti Fri 16-Jun-23 09:23:02

Lack of camera phones was bliss
Sorry, I don't agree with this
They're easy to use
Open to abuse
A tool that I would really miss

You don't miss what you've never had

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Jun-23 15:15:03

You don't miss what you've never had
But sometimes it can make you sad

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Salti Fri 16-Jun-23 19:30:13

You don't miss what you've never had
But sometimes it can make you sad
Controlling mother

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crazyH Fri 16-Jun-23 21:19:12

You don't miss what you've never had
But sometimes it can make you sad
Controlling mother
Annoying brother

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Squiffy Fri 16-Jun-23 21:40:27

You don't miss what you've never had
But sometimes it can make you sad
Controlling mother
Annoying brother
Between them they’re driving me mad!

This weather’s far too hot for me

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crazyH Fri 16-Jun-23 22:32:52

This weather’s far too hot for me
My head aches and I’m going balmy

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Mollygo Fri 16-Jun-23 23:47:12

This weather’s far too hot for me
My head aches and I’m going balmy
My neck-fan is great

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 17-Jun-23 09:03:59

This weather's far too hot for me
My head aches and I'm going barmy
My neck-fan is great
With top marks I'd rate

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Salti Sun 18-Jun-23 08:49:44

This weather's far too hot for me
My head aches and I'm going barmy
My neck-fan is great
With top marks I'd rate
But not allowed in the army

Huge thunderstorms rumbled last night

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henetha Sun 18-Jun-23 11:42:29

Huge thunderstorms rumbled last night
The lightning sure gave me a fright,

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CazzJazz Sun 18-Jun-23 11:45:41

Huge thunderstorms rumbled last night
The lightning sure gave me a fright,
The rain did pour

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Jun-23 14:10:11

Huge thunderstorms rumbled last night
The lightning sure gave me a fright,
The rain it did pour
The south -it needs more

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GoldenLady Sun 18-Jun-23 14:58:35

Huge thunderstorms rumbled last night
The lightning sure gave me a fright,
The rain it did pour
The south -it needs more
Just once, can't the weather be right?

Minerva, a self-proclaimed dancer,

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Mollygo Sun 18-Jun-23 18:44:05

Minerva, a self-proclaimed dancer,
Used diff’rent means to enhance her

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Jun-23 05:31:27

Minerva, a self-proclaimed dancer,
Used diff’rent means to enhance her
She owned seven veils

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Salti Mon 19-Jun-23 09:22:50

Minerva, a self-proclaimed dancer,
Used diff’rent means to enhance her
She owned seven veils
Had red polished nails

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henetha Mon 19-Jun-23 10:33:13

Minerva, a self-proclaimed dancer,
Used diff’rent means to enhance her
She owned seven veils
Had red polished nails
Some think she's a blatant chancer.

But a gal's gotta live somehow

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VB000 Mon 19-Jun-23 10:34:24

Minerva, a self-proclaimed dancer,
Used diff’rent means to enhance her
She owned seven veils
Had red polished nails
But blimey, she was a chancer!

She said she once danced with Arlene

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Crocus5 Mon 19-Jun-23 11:17:55

She said she once danced with Arlene
Can you imagine such a scene?

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CazzJazz Mon 19-Jun-23 13:04:40

She said she once danced with Arlene
Can you imagine such a scene?
An awful fiasco

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Salti Mon 19-Jun-23 14:05:36

She said she once danced with Arlene
Can you imagine such a scene?
An awful fiasco
Dancing a paso

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Jun-23 16:18:59

She said she once danced with Arlene
Can you imagine such a scene?
An awful fiasco
Dancing a paso
Said she was squired like a queen.

The ballroom at Blackpool, you see

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VB000 Tue 20-Jun-23 12:02:07

The ballroom at Blackpool, you see
The bouncing and springing is key

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