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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Mollygo Mon 21-Aug-23 16:52:19

The next thing I knew I was broke
My life's wheel had broken a spoke
I began to climb trees
Which swayed in the breeze
How thankful I was when I woke!

A dream can be dreadful, or fun

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Wyllow3 Mon 21-Aug-23 17:16:31

The next thing I knew I was broke
My life's wheel had broken a spoke
I began to climb trees
Which swayed in the breeze
Looking for my golden cloak

Ah! there was the cloak on the ground

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Wyllow3 Mon 21-Aug-23 17:18:11

(thats funny Mollygo I nearly went with that too)

A dream can be dreadful, or fun
And I had had far too much rum

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Mollygo Mon 21-Aug-23 18:02:10

Wyllow😁😁

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FarNorth Mon 21-Aug-23 22:31:00

A dream can be dreadful, or fun
And I had had far too much rum
Some whisky as well

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lizzypopbottle Mon 21-Aug-23 23:00:12

A dream can be dreadful, or fun
And I had had far too much rum
Some whisky as well
I threw up down the well

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p0Sy Mon 21-Aug-23 23:13:54

A dream can be dreadful or fun
And I had had far too much rum
Some whisky as well
I threw up down the well
Truly alcohol is not my chum

Now a real friend's not easy to find

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Wyllow3 Tue 22-Aug-23 08:38:03

Now a real friend's not easy to find
And alcohol isn't that kind

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Crocus5 Tue 22-Aug-23 08:46:32

A real friend’s not easy to find
And alcohol isn’t that kind
So go out instead

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VB000 Tue 22-Aug-23 10:13:08

A real friend’s not easy to find
And alcohol isn’t that kind
So go out instead
"Let's have fun!" she said

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henetha Tue 22-Aug-23 10:16:43

A real friend’s not easy to find
And alcohol isn’t that kind
So go out instead
"Let's have fun!" she said
He said, "What did you have in mind?"

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henetha Tue 22-Aug-23 10:17:51

Sorry.. new line.

How about we go to the zoo?

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lizzypopbottle Tue 22-Aug-23 10:20:29

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!

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Salti Tue 22-Aug-23 12:36:13

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me

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Mollygo Tue 22-Aug-23 12:59:51

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me
Prisons they must be

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Crocus5 Tue 22-Aug-23 13:01:42

How about we go to the zoo.
That’s something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me
They all should be free

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GoldenLady Tue 22-Aug-23 15:30:50

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me
Prisons they must be
Someone must like them, but who?

An art gallery would be better

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Wyllow3 Tue 22-Aug-23 18:43:21

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter

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Salti Tue 22-Aug-23 20:25:51

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter
No talent sadly

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FarNorth Tue 22-Aug-23 20:45:07

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter
No talent sadly
She paints quite badly

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lizzypopbottle Tue 22-Aug-23 22:19:58

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter
No talent sadly
She paints quite badly
I'm thinking I'll write her a letter

I once had a Spanish pen pal

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Wyllow3 Tue 22-Aug-23 22:47:00

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel

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Scribbles Tue 22-Aug-23 23:30:52

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel
His big eyes so brown

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Wyllow3 Wed 23-Aug-23 08:13:18

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel
His big eyes so brown
Thats what he wrote down

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Bellanonna Wed 23-Aug-23 09:36:33

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel
His big eyes so brown
Thats what he wrote down
Being eighty he omitted to tell

I wrote to a prince called Jean-Paul

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