Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

The next thing I knew I was broke
My life's wheel had broken a spoke
I began to climb trees
Which swayed in the breeze
How thankful I was when I woke!

A dream can be dreadful, or fun

The next thing I knew I was broke
My life's wheel had broken a spoke
I began to climb trees
Which swayed in the breeze
Looking for my golden cloak

Ah! there was the cloak on the ground

(thats funny Mollygo I nearly went with that too)

A dream can be dreadful, or fun
And I had had far too much rum

Wyllow😁😁

A dream can be dreadful, or fun
And I had had far too much rum
Some whisky as well

A dream can be dreadful, or fun
And I had had far too much rum
Some whisky as well
I threw up down the well

A dream can be dreadful or fun
And I had had far too much rum
Some whisky as well
I threw up down the well
Truly alcohol is not my chum

Now a real friend's not easy to find

Now a real friend's not easy to find
And alcohol isn't that kind

A real friend’s not easy to find
And alcohol isn’t that kind
So go out instead

A real friend’s not easy to find
And alcohol isn’t that kind
So go out instead
"Let's have fun!" she said

A real friend’s not easy to find
And alcohol isn’t that kind
So go out instead
"Let's have fun!" she said
He said, "What did you have in mind?"

Sorry.. new line.

How about we go to the zoo?

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me
Prisons they must be

How about we go to the zoo.
That’s something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me
They all should be free

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me
Prisons they must be
Someone must like them, but who?

An art gallery would be better

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter
No talent sadly

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter
No talent sadly
She paints quite badly

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter
No talent sadly
She paints quite badly
I'm thinking I'll write her a letter

I once had a Spanish pen pal

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel
His big eyes so brown

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel
His big eyes so brown
Thats what he wrote down

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel
His big eyes so brown
Thats what he wrote down
Being eighty he omitted to tell

I wrote to a prince called Jean-Paul