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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Squiffy Fri 01-Sept-23 09:04:25

I know I've been working too hard
It seems I must be on my guard
An afternoon nap

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p0Sy Fri 01-Sept-23 09:45:36

I know I've been working too hard
It seems I must be on my guard
An afternoon nap
Fills that energy sap

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henetha Fri 01-Sept-23 10:43:24

I know I've been working too hard
It seems I must be on my guard
An afternoon nap
Fills that energy sap
So I'm off now to scrub the back yard.

You can't beat a bucket and brush

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VB000 Fri 01-Sept-23 12:41:39

You can't beat a bucket and brush
They can make all your floors look lush

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Salti Fri 01-Sept-23 12:50:52

You can't beat a bucket and brush
They can make all your floors look lush
I can live with grime

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 01-Sept-23 14:48:08

You can't beat a bucket and brush
They can make all your floors look lush
I can live with grime
Lazy, that's my crime

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Sept-23 14:55:27

You can't beat a bucket and brush
They can make all your floors look lush
I can live with grime
Lazy, that's my crime
But I always make sure I flush!

I often watch the TV vets

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GoldenLady Fri 01-Sept-23 15:56:50

I often watch the TV vets
They are a big help with my pets

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Bellanonna Fri 01-Sept-23 22:27:21

I often watch the TV vets
They are a big help with my pets
I’ve a cat and a dog

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crazyH Fri 01-Sept-23 22:49:15

I often watch the TV vets
They are a big help with my pets
I’ve a cat and a dog
The whole house they hog

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Juliet27 Sat 02-Sept-23 11:14:26

often watch the TV vets
They are a big help with my pets
I’ve a cat and a dog
The whole house they hog
But I just see them as assets

They’re companions when feeling sad

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GoldenLady Sat 02-Sept-23 13:41:38

They’re companions when feeling sad
Having them here makes me glad

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Sept-23 15:42:39

They're companions when feeling sad
Having them here makes me feel glad
Those loving brown eyes

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Mollygo Sun 03-Sept-23 08:02:03

They're companions when feeling sad
Having them here makes me feel glad
Those loving brown eyes
Their warmth on my thighs

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Salti Sun 03-Sept-23 08:26:51

They're companions when feeling sad
Having them here makes me feel glad
Those loving brown eyes
Their warmth on my thighs
I've forgotten why I felt bad

Children like to play in the park

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Bellanonna Sun 03-Sept-23 09:12:16

Children like to play in the park
I tell tem, “Come home before dark”,

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Bellanonna Sun 03-Sept-23 09:23:01

them

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Scribbles Sun 03-Sept-23 10:56:44

Children like to play in the park
I tell tem, “Come home before dark”,
With see-saws and slides

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crazyH Sun 03-Sept-23 11:48:24

Children like to play in the park
I tell tem, “Come home before dark”,
With see-saws and slides
And exciting rides

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GoldenLady Sun 03-Sept-23 18:37:53

Children like to play in the park
I tell them, “Come home before dark”,
With see-saws and slides
And exciting rides
They frequently do miss the mark

The summertime heat has returned

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crazyH Sun 03-Sept-23 23:04:24

The summertime heat has returned
Stock up on sunblock or get burned !

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Juliet27 Mon 04-Sept-23 06:04:22

The summertime heat has returned
Stock up on sunblock or get burned !
Try keeping to shade

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nanna8 Mon 04-Sept-23 06:32:24

The summertime heat has returned
Stock up on sunblock or get burned
Try keeping to shade
Your sunburn will fade

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Salti Mon 04-Sept-23 08:10:28

The summertime heat has returned
Stock up on sunblock or get burned
Try keeping to shade
Your sunburn will fade
It will be a good lesson learned.

I'll go for a swim in the pool

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Bellanonna Mon 04-Sept-23 09:18:08

I'll go for a swim in the pool
I swim in the sea as a rule

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