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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Juliet27 Thu 14-Sept-23 21:51:22

My favourite tipple's red wine
Finish that bottle - you’ll be fine

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Bellanonna Thu 14-Sept-23 22:05:27

My favourite tipple's red wine
A bottle with dinner’s just fine

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Bellanonna Thu 14-Sept-23 22:06:16

Sorry Juliet

My favourite tipple's red wine
Finish that bottle - you’ll be fine

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FarNorth Fri 15-Sept-23 08:57:56

My favourite tipple's red wine
Finish that bottle - you’ll be fine
That's what they said

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Scribbles Fri 15-Sept-23 09:19:37

My favourite tipple's red wine
Finish that bottle - you’ll be fine
That's what they said
But now - ooh, my head!

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Salti Fri 15-Sept-23 09:20:33

My favourite tipple's red wine
Finish that bottle - you’ll be fine
That's what they said
It's gone to my head

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Mollygo Fri 15-Sept-23 09:26:02

My favourite tipple's red wine
Finish that bottle - you’ll be fine
That's what they said
It's gone to my head
And hangovers are such a swine.

They say egg and bacon’s a cure

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FarNorth Fri 15-Sept-23 09:37:50

They say egg and bacon’s a cure
Or just one more drink? I'm not sure

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VB000 Fri 15-Sept-23 09:56:34

They say egg and bacon’s a cure
Or just one more drink? I'm not sure
Mmm... hair of the dog

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Squiffy Fri 15-Sept-23 10:01:14

They say egg and bacon’s a cure
Or just one more drink? I'm not sure
Mmm... hair of the dog
My brain feels like fog

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Juliet27 Fri 15-Sept-23 12:30:28

They say egg and bacon’s a cure
Or just one more drink? I'm not sure
Mmm... hair of the dog
My brain feels like fog
I like the sound of breakfast more

Does drink affect us more with age?

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Bellanonna Fri 15-Sept-23 14:40:22

Does drink affect us more with age?
I’d say it’s often hard to gauge

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 16-Sept-23 07:07:01

Does drink affect us more with age?
I'd say it's often hard to gauge
An extra glass or not?

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Scribbles Sat 16-Sept-23 09:37:28

Does drink affect us more with age?
I'd say it's often hard to gauge
An extra glass or not?
Just a little tot

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crazyH Sat 16-Sept-23 10:39:48

Does drink affect us more with age?
I'd say it's often hard to gauge
An extra glass or not?
Just a little tot
Then the whole world won’t look so beige

There’s nothing right now to cheer us

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GoldenLady Sat 16-Sept-23 15:16:40

There’s nothing right now to cheer us
Away from the TV please tear us

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Juliet27 Sun 17-Sept-23 07:12:46

There’s nothing right now to cheer us
Away from the TV please tear us
Disasters abound

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Scribbles Sun 17-Sept-23 10:41:25

There’s nothing right now to cheer us
Away from the TV please tear us
Disasters abound
There's gloom all around

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crazyH Sun 17-Sept-23 13:07:08

There’s nothing right now to cheer us
Away from the TV please tear us
Disasters abound
There's gloom all around
And the rain’s enough to wear us

I need to move to warmer climes

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GoldenLady Sun 17-Sept-23 14:38:54

I need to move to warmer climes
Where trees give us lemons and limes

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Scribbles Sun 17-Sept-23 18:06:23

I need to move to warmer climes
Where trees give us lemons and limes
In Cyprus, it's nice

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Sept-23 06:45:47

I need to move to warmer climes
Where trees give us lemons and limes
In Cyprus, it's nice
I need paradise

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Salti Mon 18-Sept-23 09:21:28

I need to move to warmer climes
Where trees give us lemons and limes
In Cyprus, it's nice
I need paradise
Somewhere that the sun always shines

I don't like the wind and the rain

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Mollygo Mon 18-Sept-23 09:31:01

I don't like the wind and the rain
My poor dog is dripping again

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VB000 Mon 18-Sept-23 10:08:16

I don't like the wind and the rain
My poor dog is dripping again
And dreaming of sun

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