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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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VB000 Fri 22-Sept-23 10:47:35

I passed on the bikini wax
With thoughts of the pain that it packs
Too sensitive, I fear
I might shed a tear

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Bellanonna Fri 22-Sept-23 12:51:17

I passed on the bikini wax
With thoughts of the pain that it packs
Too sensitive, I fear
I might shed a tear
I prefer to lie back and relax

I’m off to the park for a run

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GoldenLady Fri 22-Sept-23 15:16:37

I’m off to the park for a run
Today I'm enjoying the sun

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Mollygo Fri 22-Sept-23 16:49:55

I’m off to the park for a run
Today I'm enjoying the sun
My paces I’ll count

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crazyH Fri 22-Sept-23 20:48:27

I’m off to the park for a run
Today I'm enjoying the sun
My paces I’ll count
Won’t be a great amount

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Salti Sat 23-Sept-23 08:53:54

I’m off to the park for a run
Today I'm enjoying the sun
My paces I’ll count
Won’t be a great amount
There's no way I would call it fun

Aunt Sally got chased by a bull

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crazyH Sat 23-Sept-23 08:56:30

Aunt Sally got chased by a bull
Her grandchildren thought it was ‘cool’

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Bellanonna Sat 23-Sept-23 10:30:44

Aunt Sally got chased by a bull
Her grandchildren thought it was ‘cool’
As she leapt o’er the stile

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-Sept-23 14:47:44

Aunt Sally got chased by a bull
Her grandchildren thought it was 'cool'
As she leapt o'er the stile
She just missed a pile

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GoldenLady Sat 23-Sept-23 15:02:05

Aunt Sally got chased by a bull
Her grandchildren thought it was 'cool'
As she leapt o'er the stile
She just missed a pile
On this subject, this thread is now full

How about dreaming of sheep?

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Mollygo Sat 23-Sept-23 16:00:03

How about dreaming of sheep?
Would that mean I’m little Bo-Peep?

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FarNorth Sat 23-Sept-23 23:02:50

How about dreaming of sheep?
Would that mean I’m little Bo-Peep?
A-clutching my crook

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Salti Sun 24-Sept-23 09:04:34

How about dreaming of sheep?
Would that mean I’m little Bo-Peep?
A-clutching my crook
While wading through muck

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henetha Sun 24-Sept-23 09:55:48

How about dreaming of sheep?
Would that mean I’m little Bo-Peep?
A-clutching my crook
While wading through muck,
Do sheep dream of us in their sleep?

There was a young man from Berlin

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Bellanonna Sun 24-Sept-23 11:36:48

There was a young man from Berlin
Whose body was terribly thin

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Mollygo Sun 24-Sept-23 12:10:16

There was a young man from Berlin
Whose body was terribly thin
Except for his head

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Scribbles Sun 24-Sept-23 13:42:53

There was a young man from Berlin
Whose body was terribly thin
Except for his head,
A vision to dread

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Sept-23 16:06:23

There was a young man from Berlin
Whose body was terribly thin
Except for his head,
A vision to dread
Especially his long, pointy chin

As soon as he entered a room

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Bellanonna Sun 24-Sept-23 16:51:39

As soon as he entered a room
People looked up shouted “baboon”,

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Squiffy Sun 24-Sept-23 17:20:34

As soon as he entered a room
People looked up shouted “baboon”,
This caused him to rage

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crazyH Sun 24-Sept-23 17:48:42

As soon as he entered a room
People looked up shouted “baboon”,
This caused him to rage
It ‘rattled his cage ‘

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crazyH Sun 24-Sept-23 17:49:26

As soon as he entered a room
People looked up shouted “baboon”,
This caused him to rage
And ‘rattled his cage ‘

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Salti Mon 25-Sept-23 10:35:17

As soon as he entered a room
People looked up shouted “baboon”,
This caused him to rage
And ‘rattled his cage ‘
His face turned a shade of maroon

Uncle Fred went out for a drive

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VB000 Mon 25-Sept-23 10:48:12

Uncle Fred went out for a drive
It made him feel really alive

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henetha Mon 25-Sept-23 10:51:44

Uncle Fred went out for a drive
It made him feel really alive
Until he then crashed

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