Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

Girls , when they grow out of their dolls
Will often become well-known pols
A pol? What is that?
Is that a polecat ?

Girls , when they grow out of their dolls
Will often become well-known pols
A pol? What is that?
Is that a polecat ?
They're cats pole-dancing in their roles

The cats took turns to entertain

*Pol: Popular nickname in America for politician
*Polecat: A skunk

(No connection implied.)

The cats took turns to entertain
But watching them dance was a pain

The cats took turns to entertain
Bur watching them dance was a pain
They're clumsy, it turns out

The cats took turns to entertain
Bur watching them dance was a pain
They're clumsy, it turns out,
They don't sing, just shout,

The cats took turns to entertain
Bur watching them dance was a pain
They're clumsy, it turns out,
They don't sing, just shout,
And the same moves over again

The knitting group had all agreed

The knitting group had all agreed
To make two metre mufflers, at speed.

The knitting group had all agreed
To make two metre mufflers, at speed.
Poor Mave, her fingers were riddled

Please ignore 👆Apologies

The knitting group had all agreed
To make two metre mufflers at speed,
But poor Mave's fingers

The knitting group had all agreed
To make two metre mufflers at speed,
But poor Mave's fingers
Painfully lingers

The knitting group had all agreed
To make two metre mufflers at speed,
But poor Mave's fingers
Painfully lingers
Preferring crochet, she'd concede

The long muffler was sky blue pink

The long muffler was sky blue pink
It got taken to the ice rink

(I haven’t heard sky blue pink for years😁)

The long muffler was sky blue pink
It got taken to the ice rink
Where, used for the conga

The long muffler was sky blue pink
It got taken to the ice rink
Where, used for the conga
It stretched, and grew longer

The long muffler was sky blue pink
It got taken to the ice rink
Where, used for the conga
It stretched, and grew longer
Then into the bar for a drink.

It soon overstretched and then broke

It soon overstretched and then broke
Already soaked in rum and coke

It soon overstretched and then broke
Already soaked in rum and coke,
At least tasted good

It soon overstretched and then broke
Already soaked in rum and coke,
At least tasted good
As it surely could

It soon overstretched and then broke
Already soaked in rum and coke,
At least tasted good
As it surely could
Decorated the Mini Moke

The drinks were wearing off by now

The drinks were wearing off by now
And the jokes were all causing a row

The drinks were wearing off by now
And the jokes were all causing a row
Black coffee appeared

The drinks were wearing off by now
And the jokes were all causing a row
Black coffee appeared
And behavior weird

The drinks were wearing off by now
And the jokes were all causing a row
Black coffee appeared
And behavior weird
Was led by a pantomime cow

The back half wanted a big drink

The back half wanted a big drink
It so didn’t feel in the pink