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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

Oreo Mon 17-Jul-23 21:54:02

The curtain at my windows torn
It makes the house look forlorn
Choosing new takes time,
Hmm, crimson or lime?
Maybe I’ll settle for fawn.

I think I just saw a mouse

crazyH Mon 17-Jul-23 22:27:25

I think I just saw a mouse
The cat’s chasing it round the house

Salti Mon 17-Jul-23 23:13:52

I think I just saw a mouse
The cat’s chasing it round the house
Upstairs and downstairs

p0Sy Tue 18-Jul-23 00:26:16

I think I just saw a mouse
The cat's chasing it round the house
Upstairs and downstairs
Under beds, behind armchairs

Squiffy Tue 18-Jul-23 00:36:56

I think I just saw a mouse
The cat's chasing it round the house
Upstairs and downstairs
Under beds, behind armchairs
I prefer a mouse to a louse.

The cat is going demented

Juliet27 Tue 18-Jul-23 07:06:15

The cat is going demented
Because fish he thinks he’s scented

Mollygo Tue 18-Jul-23 09:07:38

The cat is going demented
Because fish he thinks he’s scented
It’s something rotten

crazyH Tue 18-Jul-23 10:47:30

The cat is going demented
Because fish he thinks he’s scented
It’s something rotten
Better throw ‘outen’

Salti Tue 18-Jul-23 12:19:43

The cat is going demented
Because fish he thinks he’s scented
It’s something rotten
Better throw ‘outen’
Glad air fresh'ner was invented.

My husband brought snails back from France

Scribbles Tue 18-Jul-23 12:45:10

My husband brought snails back from France,
Said he thought he should take a chance

Squiffy Tue 18-Jul-23 13:21:35

My husband brought snails back from France,
Said he thought he should take a chance
“None for me!” I said 🤢

GoldenLady Tue 18-Jul-23 14:38:08

My husband brought snails back from France,
Said he thought he should take a chance
“None for me!” I said 🤢
I'd rather be dead

Juliet27 Tue 18-Jul-23 18:05:31

My husband brought snails back from France,
Said he thought he should take a chance
“None for me!” I said 🤢
I'd rather be dead
I’ll get a sick bucket, perchance.

It’s noisy under the flight path

Squiffy Tue 18-Jul-23 18:14:53

It’s noisy under the flight path
Pollution means a frequent path

Scribbles Tue 18-Jul-23 20:04:37

It’s noisy under the flight path
Pollution means a frequent path
There's fumes all over

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-Jul-23 20:35:34

It's noisy under the flight path
Pollution means a frequent path
There's fumes all over
From Dundee to Dover

Bellanonna Tue 18-Jul-23 21:30:42

It's noisy under the flight path
Pollution means a frequent path
There's fumes all over
From Dundee to Dover
I need to keep taking a bath

I met a young couple from Perth

FarNorth Tue 18-Jul-23 21:58:41

I met a young couple from Perth
Who said "We are all on Flat Earth"

Salti Tue 18-Jul-23 22:08:27

met a young couple from Perth
Who said "We are all on Flat Earth"
Did they go to school?

crazyH Tue 18-Jul-23 23:14:46

I met a young couple from Perth
Who said "We are all on Flat Earth"
Did they go to school?
Did they know the rule?

Juliet27 Wed 19-Jul-23 06:39:23

I met a young couple from Perth
Who said "We are all on Flat Earth"
Did they go to school?
Did they know the rule?
Or perhaps they said it with mirth.

When I looked after a friend’s snake

Crocus5 Wed 19-Jul-23 09:46:53

When I looked after a friend’s snake
It became more than I could take

GoldenLady Wed 19-Jul-23 14:05:53

When I looked after a friend’s snake
It became more than I could take
All over it slithered

VB000 Wed 19-Jul-23 14:30:49

When I looked after a friend’s snake
It became more than I could take
All over it slithered
But then it dithered

nanna8 Wed 19-Jul-23 14:31:18

When I looked after a friend’s snake
It became more than I could take
All over it slithered
With horror, I dithered

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