GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

A spark is a parking place for a Tesla.

What is a place?

A place at table is something the wicked fairly missed out on in the story of Sleeping Beauty. And boy was she miffed.

What is wicked?

It's a bright blue alcoholic drink that's suitable for vegan people.

What's vegan?

Veg an?? What the other half says when asking about dinner.

What is dinner

Dinner is a noisy eater.

What is an eater?

An 'eater is a heater when dropping an haitch.

What is an haitch?

An haitch is a funny itch.

What is funny?

Dinner rhymes with thinner which is what you will become if you avoid this important meal.

What is a meal?

Amil (a meal) is the name my neighbour.

What is a neighbour?

A neighbour is an (often inquisitive and entitled) person who happens to live next door. Best avoided if possible.

What is inquisitive?

An Inquisitive is a Spaniard who attended the Inquisition.

What is who?

‘Who’ is the call of an owl that forgot the first part of its call
What is forget ?

For-get is planning beforehand about what you want to achieve.

Whay is planning?

Planning is when you're planing a plank of wood and you shave too much off.

What is a shave?

A shave, especially a close one means you just escaped having an accident and not just with a razor!

What’s escape?

It's one of the stage outfits for the pop group Sclub7. ( Although I think they are just SClub now). They wear beautiful sparkly capes for one of their routines on stage.

What's sparkly?

Sparkly outfits were worn by bands during the glam rock era and look really silly now.

What are bands?

They are elastic, sometimes called gastric, to help you eat less.

GASTRIC

Gastric (or gas trick) is a policy used by unscrupulous fuel suppliers to con consumers into overpaying by direct debit.

What is a policy?

Policy is what organisations sometimes strictly apply so that they can wriggle out of a situation.

What is wriggle?

Wriggle is what worms do when caught on the hook - just like corrupt politicians when found breaking the rules.

What is a hook?

He is the Pirate Captain in Peter Pan!!

What is a captain?

Captain Birdseye was a TV character who encouraged us to eat fish fingers

What is a character?

Character is an actor playing the part of a char in a period drama.

What is a drama?

Drama , - dram ma - is a word/words used by a young Scottish lad begging his mother to let him have a wee dram of whisky when he is still too young. She often gives in.

What is Scottish?