GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

What is quintessentially Scottish is anything Tunnocks.

What is quintessential?

If something (for example a game) is quintessential it means that a team of five people must be involved in order to play.

What is involved?

Involved is passengers in a Volvo that sped off to its destination.

What are passengers?

Ali

Passengers are when a situation that someone has deliberately engendered to upset you, passes you by and you are unaffected by it.

What is unaffected?

An unaffected person is natural and not false or pretentious.

What is natural?

Natural is nothing you'd expect to happen on Friday the 13th....

Ali we need a "what is..." from you

Could be a long time coming.

What is time?

Time is something you do at His Majesty's Pleasure when you break the law.

What is law?

I'm so sorry, Retread, I totally forgot! 😢

Law is what you get when you marry, ie, mother-in-law!

What is marry?

Marry is something you do in haste and repent at leisure.

What is haste?

Don't worry Ali, it's fine ☺️

Haste is when people rob a bank and pronounce the word "heist" phonetically.

What is a rob?

Rob is the name of my cleaner who tends to tidy away stuff in unexpected places.

What is unexpected?

Unexpected is something that slips into the wrong orifice 😆

What is orifice?

Orifice was in an old joke - Gynae colleague to another: How was your day at the orifice?

What is a joke?

Liverpudlian jokes are often very harsh, like guerilla warfare.

What is warfare?

Warfare is what a Geordie says in response to "How are you and the family?" "Aye, war fare!" = we're fair!

What is a Geordie?

A Geordie sports one of the most identifiable accents in England, thus can be spotted at quite long range without binoculars.

What are binoculars?

Binoculars are when you totally unthinking put your spectacles in the bin
What are spectacles ?

The Roman emperors used to put on spectacles in the colosseum to distract the people from other issues.

What are emperors?

biglouis

The Roman emperors used to put on spectacles in the colosseum to distract the people from other issues.

What are emperors?

Was that to help them see better? 🤓🤓🤓

Emperors are beds, very very large beds, possibly for very very large butterflies.

What's a butterfly?

A real butterfly 🦋 is a beautiful thing.

I have a friend who considers herself to be a social butterfly.

What is a social?

Visited an elderly relative in my childhood. She took me to a Social. There was old time dancing and fruit cake.

What is cake?