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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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GoldenLady Sat 27-Jan-24 14:57:21

I’m off for a swim in the lake
In the winter, for goodness sake?!

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crazyH Sat 27-Jan-24 15:29:47

I’m off for a swim in the lake
In the winter, for goodness sake?!
Born in the arctic ?

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65KL Sun 28-Jan-24 04:13:56

I'm off for a swim in the lake
In the winter,for goodness sake?!
Born in the artic?
Sounds bit neurotic.!

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Salti Sun 28-Jan-24 12:49:40

I'm off for a swim in the lake
In the winter,for goodness sake?!
Born in the artic?
Sounds bit neurotic.!
I'd rather stay home and eat cake

When I was young I didn't cook

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Bellanonna Sun 28-Jan-24 12:52:06

I'm off for a swim in the lake
In the winter,for goodness sake?!
Born in the artic?
Sounds bit neurotic.!
But it’s often hot here at daybreak!

After that I will read a good book

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65KL Sun 28-Jan-24 13:49:59

When I was young I didn't cook
But I loved to read a good book
Turn page after page

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crazyH Sun 28-Jan-24 20:13:07

When I was young I didn't cook
But I loved to read a good book
Turn page after page,
Got mum in a rage

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VB000 Mon 29-Jan-24 09:46:54

When I was young I didn't cook
But I loved to read a good book
Turn page after page,
Got mum in a rage
I had a little secret nook

Reading there with the biscuit tin

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crazyH Mon 29-Jan-24 11:27:34

Reading there with the biscuit tin
Thought I was committing a sin

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BrightandBreezy Tue 30-Jan-24 00:02:43

Reading there with the biscuit tin
Thought I was committing a sin
Crime that was greedy

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crazyH Tue 30-Jan-24 00:06:02

Reading there with the biscuit tin
Thought I was committing a sin
Crime that was greedy
Not at all seedy

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BrightandBreezy Wed 31-Jan-24 01:29:11

Reading there with the biscuit tin
Thought I was committing a sin
Crime that was greedy
Not at all seedy
And hid evidence in the bin.

Rules were stricter back in the day

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65KL Wed 31-Jan-24 05:08:15

Rules were stricter back in the day
Elbows off table ,wait till we pray

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GoldenLady Thu 01-Feb-24 14:59:25

Rules were stricter back in the day
Elbows off table ,wait till we pray
Now anything goes

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BrightandBreezy Thu 01-Feb-24 19:36:58

Rules were stricter back in the day
Elbows off table, wait till we pray
Now anything goes
Does this cause less woes?

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Feb-24 15:37:42

Rules were stricter back in the day
Elbows off table, wait till we pray
Now anything goes
Does this cause less woes?
Just relax and enjoy it, I say

An elephant crossing the road

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Salti Fri 02-Feb-24 15:49:06

An elephant crossing the road
Accidentally squashed a toad

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65KL Sat 03-Feb-24 03:53:12

An elephant crossing the road
Accidentally squashed a toad
Stuck between his toes

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crazyH Sat 03-Feb-24 12:15:46

An elephant crossing the road
Accidentally squashed a toad
Stuck between his toes
To add to his woes

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GoldenLady Sat 03-Feb-24 13:22:06

An elephant crossing the road
Accidentally squashed a toad
Stuck between his toes
To add to his woes
When toads are squashed they explode

The squirrels nearby were amused

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crazyH Sat 03-Feb-24 13:30:08

The squirrels nearby were amused
Quite glad that they were not abused

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Gwyllt Sat 03-Feb-24 14:01:48

The squirrels nearby were amused
Quite glad that they were not abused
But from the bird feeder

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BrightandBreezy Sun 04-Feb-24 00:01:09

The squirrels nearby were amused
Quite glad that they were not abused
But from the bird feeder
was heard a squealer

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biglouis Sun 04-Feb-24 03:17:00

The squirrels nearby were amused
Quite glad that they were not abused
But from the bird feeder
was heard a squealer
From a crow that was really confused

They say elephants never forget

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GoldenLady Sun 04-Feb-24 16:12:57

They say elephants never forget
He remembers that toad, I would bet

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