Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

I'd so love to travel to France
I'll be off at the very first chance
Take a Paris tour
From a posh brochure

'd so love to travel to France
I'll be off at the very first chance
Take a Paris tour
From a posh brochure
And hope someone asked me to dance

To the music we danced through the night

To the music we danced through the night,
I then got a terrible fright,

To the music we danced through the night,
I then got a terrible fright,
Heard a dreadful loud bang

To the music we danced through the night,
I then got a terrible fright,
Heard a dreadful bang
The church bells, they rang

To the music we danced through the night,
I then got a terrible fright,
Heard a dreadful bang
The church bells, they rang
And I had to get packed for my flight!

Great adventures must come to an end

Great adventures must come to an end
Unless some money you can lend?

Great adventures must come to an end
Unless some money you can lend?
Or you put it all on the credit card

Great adventures must come to an end
Unless some money you can lend?
Or use credit card
But be on your guard

Great adventures must come to an end
Unless some money you can lend?
Or use credit card
But be on your guard
Pickpocketing is all the trend.

Perhaps I’ll chance a lottery

Perhaps I’ll chance a lottery
Buy some exquisite pottery

Perhaps I’ll chance a lottery
Buy some exquisite pottery
Or marry a royal

Perhaps I'll chance a lottery
Buy some exquisite pottery
Or marry a royal
No need to toil

Perhaps I'll chance a lottery
Buy some exquisite pottery
Or marry a royal
No need to toil
Nor handwash dainty crockery

I’ll fly first class to foreign lands

I’ll fly first class to foreign lands
With deep blue seas and pure white sands

I’ll fly first class to foreign lands
With deep blue seas and pure white sand it will be delightful

I’ll fly first class to foreign lands
With deep blue seas and pure white sand
It will be delightful
Winters here are frightful

I’ll fly first class to foreign lands
With deep blue seas and pure white sand
It will be delightful
Winters here are frightful
My horizons need to expand

England is beautiful in May

England is beautiful in May
Im planning a barbecue one day

England is beautiful in May
Im planning a barbecue one day
With juicy burgers

England is beautiful in May
Im planning a barbecue one day
With juicy burgers
Or maybe chicken jerkys

England is beautiful in May
I'm planning a barbecue one day
With juicy burgers
Or maybe chicken jerkys
Check weather report first I'd say

I'm hoping for sunshine in June

I'm hoping for sunshine in June
I can sunbathe upon a sand dune

I'm hoping for sunshine in June
I can sunbathe upon a sand dune
Until washed away

I'm hoping for sunshine in June
I can sunbathe upon a sand dune
Until washed away
Into the bay