Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

I might climb Kilimanjaro
Or I might just fly to Pluto
Exciting it’ll be
I'll be back by three,
To play a game of cluedo

My aunt has a haunted house

My aunty has a haunted house
Though some sounds are down to a mouse

My aunty has a haunted house
Though some sounds are down to a mouse
It wears a white sheet

My aunty has a haunted house
Though some sounds are down to a mouse
It wears a white sheet
But you can see its feet

My aunty has a haunted house
Though some sounds are down to a mouse
It wears a white sheet
But you can see its feet
And it really scares her spouse

Had a funny dream last night

Had a funny dream last night
I huffed and puffed with all my might

Had a funny dream last night
I huffed and puffed with all my might
Then woke in a sweat

Had a funny dream last night
I huffed and puffed with all my might
Then woke in a sweat
Moving what? I forget!

Had a funny dream last night
I huffed and puffed with all my might
Then woke in a sweat
Moving what? I forget!
The whole thing had been a great fright

The bluebells will soon all be out

The bluebells will soon all be out
And the daffodils too Ive no doubt

The bluebells will soon all be out
And the daffodils too Ive no doubt
Just a few weeks 'til spring

The bluebells will soon all be out
And the daffodils too Ive no doubt
Just a few weeks 'til spring,
And for birds to sing

The bluebells will soon all be out
And the daffodils too I've no doubt
Just a few weeks 'til spring,
And for birds to sing
Surely no reason to pout!

Giraffes have very long necks

Giraffes have very long necks
My own pet giraffe was called Rex

Giraffes have very long necks
My own pet giraffe was called Rex
He could reach to the roof

Giraffes have very long necks
My own pet giraffe was called Rex
He could reach to the roof
My Ring doorbell shows proof

Giraffes have very long necks
My own pet giraffe was called Rex
He could reach to the roof
My Ring doorbell shows proof
Though the neighbours are rather perplexed!

A hedgehog has stolen my bike

A hedgehog has stolen my bike
He's with an accomplice called Mike

A hedgehog has stolen my bike
He's with an accomplice called Mike
A badger, I've heard

A hedgehog has stolen my bike
He's with an accomplice called Mike
A badger, I've heard
Though the whole thing's absurd

A hedgehog has stolen my bike
He's with an accomplice called Mike
A badger, I've heard
Though the whole thing's absurd
And a mole's just nicked Auntie's trike!

I think I'll go for a swim

A hedgehog has stolen my bike
He's with an accomplice called Mike
A badger, I've heard
Though the whole thing's absurd
They really wanted a trike

They needed it for a day trip

They needed it for a day trip
To Brighton, I think, as its "hip"

They needed it for a day trip
To Brighton, I think, as its "hip"
I hope the sun shines

They needed it for a day trip
To Brighton, I think, as its "hip"
I hope the sun shines
As I sip my fine wines