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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

biglouis Sat 02-Mar-24 11:31:59

I might climb Kilimanjaro
Or I might just fly to Pluto
Exciting it’ll be
I'll be back by three,
To play a game of cluedo

My aunt has a haunted house

Juliet27 Sat 02-Mar-24 11:48:04

My aunty has a haunted house
Though some sounds are down to a mouse

SeaWoozle Sat 02-Mar-24 14:27:22

My aunty has a haunted house
Though some sounds are down to a mouse
It wears a white sheet

GoldenLady Sat 02-Mar-24 16:48:37

My aunty has a haunted house
Though some sounds are down to a mouse
It wears a white sheet
But you can see its feet

biglouis Tue 05-Mar-24 00:12:58

My aunty has a haunted house
Though some sounds are down to a mouse
It wears a white sheet
But you can see its feet
And it really scares her spouse

Had a funny dream last night

Gwyllt Tue 05-Mar-24 08:15:12

Had a funny dream last night
I huffed and puffed with all my might

Bellanonna Tue 05-Mar-24 10:18:57

Had a funny dream last night
I huffed and puffed with all my might
Then woke in a sweat

GoldenLady Tue 05-Mar-24 15:19:52

Had a funny dream last night
I huffed and puffed with all my might
Then woke in a sweat
Moving what? I forget!

Bellanonna Tue 05-Mar-24 20:38:02

Had a funny dream last night
I huffed and puffed with all my might
Then woke in a sweat
Moving what? I forget!
The whole thing had been a great fright

The bluebells will soon all be out

biglouis Wed 06-Mar-24 09:38:49

The bluebells will soon all be out
And the daffodils too Ive no doubt

GoldenLady Wed 06-Mar-24 14:30:49

The bluebells will soon all be out
And the daffodils too Ive no doubt
Just a few weeks 'til spring

crazyH Wed 06-Mar-24 17:20:57

The bluebells will soon all be out
And the daffodils too Ive no doubt
Just a few weeks 'til spring,
And for birds to sing

SeaWoozle Wed 06-Mar-24 22:14:06

The bluebells will soon all be out
And the daffodils too I've no doubt
Just a few weeks 'til spring,
And for birds to sing
Surely no reason to pout!

Giraffes have very long necks

MissAdventure Wed 06-Mar-24 22:46:07

Giraffes have very long necks
My own pet giraffe was called Rex

SeaWoozle Thu 07-Mar-24 00:23:42

Giraffes have very long necks
My own pet giraffe was called Rex
He could reach to the roof

biglouis Thu 07-Mar-24 11:06:55

Giraffes have very long necks
My own pet giraffe was called Rex
He could reach to the roof
My Ring doorbell shows proof

SeaWoozle Thu 07-Mar-24 11:11:39

Giraffes have very long necks
My own pet giraffe was called Rex
He could reach to the roof
My Ring doorbell shows proof
Though the neighbours are rather perplexed!

A hedgehog has stolen my bike

Salti Thu 07-Mar-24 11:17:26

A hedgehog has stolen my bike
He's with an accomplice called Mike

SeaWoozle Thu 07-Mar-24 11:39:04

A hedgehog has stolen my bike
He's with an accomplice called Mike
A badger, I've heard

GoldenLady Thu 07-Mar-24 14:13:28

A hedgehog has stolen my bike
He's with an accomplice called Mike
A badger, I've heard
Though the whole thing's absurd

SeaWoozle Thu 07-Mar-24 14:17:39

A hedgehog has stolen my bike
He's with an accomplice called Mike
A badger, I've heard
Though the whole thing's absurd
And a mole's just nicked Auntie's trike!

I think I'll go for a swim

Salti Thu 07-Mar-24 14:21:35

A hedgehog has stolen my bike
He's with an accomplice called Mike
A badger, I've heard
Though the whole thing's absurd
They really wanted a trike

They needed it for a day trip

MissAdventure Thu 07-Mar-24 16:42:20

They needed it for a day trip
To Brighton, I think, as its "hip"

Gwyllt Thu 07-Mar-24 17:01:48

They needed it for a day trip
To Brighton, I think, as its "hip"
I hope the sun shines

biglouis Thu 07-Mar-24 21:36:45

They needed it for a day trip
To Brighton, I think, as its "hip"
I hope the sun shines
As I sip my fine wines

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