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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

henetha Tue 27-Feb-24 10:14:35

He'll accompany the cat's choir
And a kitten he will sire
He'll call it Young Jimmy
By his mum he will shimmy
Before laying down by the fire.

Cats do like to have a good snooze

Salti Tue 27-Feb-24 16:02:52

Cats do like to have a good snooze
But sometimes it's only a ruse

crazyH Tue 27-Feb-24 16:23:01

Cats do like to have a good snooze
But sometimes it's only a ruse
To stay and keep warm

biglouis Wed 28-Feb-24 09:15:56

Cats do like to have a good snooze
But sometimes it's only a ruse
To stay and keep warm
When outside there's a storm

crazyH Wed 28-Feb-24 12:20:21

Cats do like to have a good snooze
But sometimes it's only a ruse
To stay and keep warm
When outside there's a storm
They do share a bit of my booze

They do tend to snore a bit loud

Juliet27 Thu 29-Feb-24 09:01:18

They do tend to snore a bit loud
But I’d not disturb them I vowed

biglouis Thu 29-Feb-24 10:27:28

They do tend to snore a bit loud
But I’d not disturb them I vowed
When they curl up on the bed

henetha Thu 29-Feb-24 10:47:26

They do tend to snore a bit loud
But I’d not disturb them I vowed
Curled up on the bed
Right next to my head,

Salti Thu 29-Feb-24 11:47:46

They do tend to snore a bit loud
But I’d not disturb them I vowed
Curled up on the bed
Right next to my head,
A squashy tabby coloured cloud

Pete is allergic to pet hair

MissAdventure Thu 29-Feb-24 11:57:38

Pete is allergic to pet hair
I have to confess, I don't care

Juliet27 Thu 29-Feb-24 12:01:47

Pete is allergic to pet hair
I have to confess, I don't care
My cat’s number one

MissAdventure Thu 29-Feb-24 12:36:54

Pete is allergic to pet hair
I have to confess, I don't care
My cat’s number one
When all's said and done

crazyH Thu 29-Feb-24 23:49:16

Pete is allergic to pet hair
I have to confess, I don't care
My cat’s number one
When all's said and done,
He does understand, to be fair

Tomorrow I’m heading up North

MissAdventure Thu 29-Feb-24 23:55:20

Tomorrow I’m heading up North
Don't stop me, I have to go forth!

SeaWoozle Thu 29-Feb-24 23:56:07

Tomorrow I'm heading up North
Or possibly West, to Borth

Gwyllt Fri 01-Mar-24 06:20:25

Tomorrow I'm heading up North
Or possibly West, to Borth
I could try Felinheli

SeaWoozle Fri 01-Mar-24 08:17:37

Tomorrow I'm heading up North
Or possibly West, to Borth
I could try Felinheli
Or just Abergele

biglouis Fri 01-Mar-24 10:02:17

Tomorrow I'm heading up North
Or possibly West, to Borth
I could try Felinheli
Or just Abergele
Or maybe Ill travel up to Perth

Ive never been to Scotland you see

Salti Fri 01-Mar-24 10:12:38

Ive never been to Scotland you see
But I have been to gay Paree

crazyH Fri 01-Mar-24 10:25:12

Ive never been to Scotland you see
But I have been to gay Paree
Joined in the can-can

SeaWoozle Fri 01-Mar-24 10:38:14

I've never been to Scotland you see
But I have been to gay Paree
Joined in the can-can
Sold snails from a small van

crazyH Fri 01-Mar-24 15:23:47

I've never been to Scotland you see
But I have been to gay Paree
Joined in the can-can
Sold snails from a small van
Shared the gains with my friend Ceri

I might climb Kilimanjaro

SeaWoozle Fri 01-Mar-24 17:03:01

I might climb Kilimanjaro
Or I might just fly to Pluto

crazyH Fri 01-Mar-24 23:09:57

I might climb Kilimanjaro
Or I might just fly to Pluto
Exciting it’ll be

henetha Sat 02-Mar-24 10:18:13

I might climb Kilimanjaro
Or I might just fly to Pluto
Exciting it’ll be
I'll be back by three,

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