Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

My brother took up car racing
Left kin home anxiously pacing
He went round a bend
Could this be the end?
And is that an ambulance chasing?

Blue lights are flashing, sirens loud

Blue lights are flashing, sirens loud
Oh my gosh , there is such a crowd !

Blue lights are flashing, sirens loud
Oh my gosh , there is such a crowd !
Watching puss up a tree

Blue lights are flashing, sirens loud
Oh my gosh , there is such a crowd !
Watching puss up a tree
Will he get safely down to me?

Blue lights are flashing, sirens loud
Oh my gosh , there is such a crowd !
Watching puss up a tree
Will he get safely down to me?
With courage that cat’s not endowed

I’ve left them all to it, I’m off

I’ve left them all to it, I’m off
Pangs of hunger, ready to scoff

I’ve left them all to it, I’m off
Pangs of hunger, ready to scoff
Fresh bread and butter

I’ve left them all to it, I’m off
Pangs of hunger, ready to scoff
Fresh bread and butter
Spread with Nutella

I’ve left them all to it, I’m off
Pangs of hunger, ready to scoff
Fresh bread and butter
Spread with Nutella
Ill be a piggy in my trough

I think I will give a barbecue

I think I will give a barbecue
But what can I serve that is new?

I think I will give a barbecue
But what can I serve that is new?
Grilled steak is so old hat

I think I will give a barbecue
But what can I serve that is new?
Grilled steak is old hat
At least it’s low fat

I think I will give a barbecue
But what can I serve that is new?
Grilled steak is old hat
At least it’s low fat
Oh, burgers will just have to do.

The bluebells are well on their way

The bluebells are well on their way
They brighten our woodland in May

The bluebells are well on their way
They brighten our woodland in May
With a wondrous smell

The bluebells are well on their way
They brighten our woodland in May
With a wondrous smell
Each lovely bluebell

The bluebells are well on their way
They brighten our woodland in May
With a wondrous smell
Each lovely bluebell
Contributes to making my day.

I wander alone, free from care

I wander alone, free from care
Don’t make any sound , don’t you dare !

I wander alone, free from care
I'm enjoying the hush

I wander alone, free from care
Don’t make any sound , don’t you dare !
I'm enjoying the hush
Not going to rush

I wander alone, free from care
Don't make any sound, don't you dare!
I'm enjoying the hush
Not going to rush
In a field stroking my new mare

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride
My dog Meg proudly by my side

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride
I’ll enjoy riding countrywide

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride
I’ll enjoy riding countrywide
Down each narrow winding lane

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride
I’ll enjoy riding countrywide
Down each narrow winding lane
And then over the plain