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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

Salti Tue 26-Mar-24 15:48:47

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride
I’ll enjoy riding countrywide
Down each narrow winding lane
And then over the plain
No, it's not a witch that's astride

I've left my new broomstick at home

henetha Wed 27-Mar-24 10:30:17

I've left my new broomstick at home
But on it I do love to roam,

MissAdventure Wed 27-Mar-24 11:05:02

I've left my new broomstick at home
But on it I do love to roam,
Was that you flying past?

biglouis Wed 27-Mar-24 11:42:19

I've left my new broomstick at home
But on it I do love to roam,
Was that you flying past?
You were going so fast

GoldenLady Wed 27-Mar-24 13:16:30

I've left my new broomstick at home
But on it I do love to roam,
Was that you flying past?
You were going so fast
Let's speed to the end of this poem

Time to start thinking about voting

Bellanonna Wed 27-Mar-24 18:32:05

I've left my new broomstick at home
But on it I do love to roam,
Was that you flying past?
You were going so fast
Let's speed to the end of this poem

Time to start thinking about voting
As a voter I’m probably “floating”

Juliet27 Wed 27-Mar-24 19:31:23

Time to start thinking about voting
As a voter I’m probably “floating”
I’ve so many doubts

biglouis Wed 27-Mar-24 21:32:50

Time to start thinking about voting
As a voter I’m probably “floating”
I’ve so many doubts
And indecisive bouts

henetha Thu 28-Mar-24 10:18:33

Time to start thinking about voting
As a voter I’m probably “floating”
I’ve so many doubts
And indecisive bouts,
I'm positively emoting.

I think I might vote for the Greens

MissAdventure Thu 28-Mar-24 10:33:14

I think I might vote for the Greens
Meaning cabbage, and brussels and beans?

VB000 Thu 28-Mar-24 10:59:21

I think I might vote for the Greens
Meaning cabbage, and brussels and beans?
Olive, khaki, lime?

Salti Thu 28-Mar-24 13:26:32

I think I might vote for the Greens
Meaning cabbage, and brussels and beans?
Olive, khaki, lime?
Not at the same time

biglouis Fri 29-Mar-24 00:20:48

I think I might vote for the Greens
Meaning cabbage, and brussels and beans?
Olive, khaki, lime?
Not at the same time
I can afford all on my means

In politics Im still undecided

henetha Fri 29-Mar-24 10:14:02

In politics Im still undecided
My opinions are very divided,

crazyH Fri 29-Mar-24 11:34:58

In politics Im still undecided
My opinions are very divided,
Avoid polling day

MissAdventure Fri 29-Mar-24 16:23:01

In politics Im still undecided
My opinions are very divided,
Avoid polling day
Just run! Get away

Bellanonna Fri 29-Mar-24 18:57:30

In politics Im still undecided
My opinions are very divided,
Avoid polling day
Just run! Get away
I can hardly pretend I’m excited

I’m so glad Easter’s fairly low-key

biglouis Sat 30-Mar-24 00:32:09

I’m so glad Easter’s fairly low-key
Big noisy occasions not good for me

Juliet27 Sat 30-Mar-24 07:31:08

I’m so glad Easter’s fairly low-key
Big noisy occasions not good for me
Give me peace and quiet

henetha Sat 30-Mar-24 10:03:44

I’m so glad Easter’s fairly low-key
Big noisy occasions not good for me
Give me peace and quiet,
A rest from diet,

Gwyllt Sat 30-Mar-24 16:08:13

I’m so glad Easter’s fairly low-key
Big noisy occasions not good for me
Give me peace and quiet,
A rest from diet,
And two chocolate eggs for my tea

I vowed no more chocolate for a bit

crazyH Sat 30-Mar-24 16:46:26

Vowed no more chocolate for a bit
Though in my cupboard they did sit

Salti Sun 31-Mar-24 09:10:45

Vowed no more chocolate for a bit
Though in my cupboard they did sit
Grandkids found them there

biglouis Sun 31-Mar-24 14:29:45

Vowed no more chocolate for a bit
Though in my cupboard they did sit
Grandkids found them there
Though I moan and glare

VB000 Sun 31-Mar-24 16:39:42

Vowed no more chocolate for a bit
Though in my cupboard they did sit
Grandkids found them there
Though I moan and glare
At least my old clothes will still fit

Chocolate finger prints everywhere

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