Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

The animals love a good treat
They go into the hills to meet
Where they like to play
And run round all the day
This limerick's getting too sweet

Evergreens - delicious scent!

Evergreens-delicious scent!
Laden with snow- branches are bent

Evergreens-delicious scent!
Laden with snow- branches are bent
Sun glinting on snow

Evergreens-delicious scent!
Laden with snow- branches are bent
Sun glinting on snow
Frost icicles grow

The animals love a good treat
They go into the hills to meet
Where they like to play
And run round all the day
I watch from a country bench seat

I take binoculars with me

I take binoculars with me
And a flask of piping hot tea

Sorry ... started from the wrong place!

Evergreens - delicious scent!
Laden with snow branches - are bent
Sun glinting on snow
Frost icicles grows
Christmas over -it'll soon be Lent

Look forward to garden flowers

Look forward to garden flowers
Should do well with all these showers

Look forward to garden flowers
Should do well with all these showers
Are snowdrops the first?

Look forward to garden flowers
Should do well with all these showers
Are snowdrops the first?
Or do primrose flowers burst

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Look forward to garden flowers,
Should do well with all these showers
Are snowdrops the first?
Do primroses burst?
I'm limited with gardening powers.

My green fingers are more like brown

My green fingers are more like brown
My gardening outfit fit for a clown

My green fingers are more like brown
My gardening outfit fit for a clown
But my weeds have won prizes

My green fingers are more like brown
My gardening outfit fit for a clown
My weeds they won prizes
No matter their sizes

My green fingers are more like brown
My gardening outfit fit for a clown
My weeds they won prizes
No matter their sizes
My neighbour's look over and frown

Neighbour's can be a noisy lot

Neighbours can be a noisy lot
Out in the garden when it's hot

Neighbours can be a noisy lot
Out in the garden when it's hot
They soak up the sun

Neighbours can be a noisy lot
Out in the garden when it's hot
They soak up the sun
While they’re on the run

Neighbours can be a noisy lot
Out in the garden when it's hot
They soak up the sun
While they’re on the run
Do they think it is summer? It's not!

Don't they see all the snow that surrounds?

Don't they see all the snow that surrounds?
No-they think baby bunnies abound

Don't they see all the snow that surrounds?
No-they think baby bunnies abound
They drink and they swear

Don't they see all the snow that surrounds?
No-they think baby bunnies abound
They drink and they swear
Its bright blue, the air !

Don't they see all the snow that surrounds?
No-they think baby bunnies abound
They drink and they swear
Its bright blue, the air !
I've heard more than enough of their sound!

I will go indoors where it's quiet

I will go indoors where it's quiet
I think I’ll start my new year diet

I will go indoors where it's quiet
I think I’ll start my new year diet
Eat anything green