WRONG ANSWERS!!

Because they can’t afford houses

Why is rain wet?

Sorry biglouis, crossed posts.

Because they retain information in their ears

Why does nail polish chip on the second day?

Why do elephants never forget?
Because they tie a knot in their trunks.

Why is rain wet?
So it can run down the windows.

Why are deals always big?

Arrgh crossed posts.

Deals are always big for the same reason that previews are always sneak.

Why are so many vans white?

They like to blend in when it snows.

Why do hippos love mud baths?

Because they don't fit in a bird bath

Gah... Too hasty again!!

Why do cats have whiskers?

Because they don't like Felix

Why do coat hangers tangle together?

You are obviously very innocent - how do you think new coat hangers are produced?

Why is it so cold this evening?

Because the sun wasn't invited.

Why do we wear shoes?

So our toes can snuggle whether they like it or not.


Why do balls bounce?

Because they are full of vitamin B

Why do tortoises move slowly?

Because they're lazy

Why do houses have chimneys?

So that you have somewhere to stick your tv aeriel.

Why does a hummingbird fly upside down

Obvious they are not a man

Why do you have to finish a box of chocolstes

Because it’s Australian.

Why are crosswords cross?

Oops! Crossed posts!

Because otherwise the cat would eat them.

Because they don't know the answers

Why are trumpets called "brass"?

Because they are played by brass monkeys

Why are feet always cold

Because I'd they were hot, they'd be chillis

Why are wasps black and yellow?

Because those are their team colours

I’ll put a question on to keep it going -

Why do people like chocolate?

It gives them an excuse for putting on weight

Why do you never have the correct coins for a dispensing machine?