WRONG ANSWERS!!

Because my purse seems to swallow money. I don't know where it goes.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

So that they can look over fences 🦒

Why are there clouds in the sky??

Their movement makes the wind .

Why are most trees green?

Because that would be too easy

Why do ladybirds have spots?

Because tigers got in the queue before them and took the stripes.

Why do vampires have fangs?

Because they don't know anything to start with.

Why have elephants got big ears?

So they can fly

Why do gorillas beat their chest ?

Because they don't have any drums.

Why does my cake always fall icing side down?

Because the top is heavier than the bottom

Why do cats stare at humans?

Because they find us completely fascinating,
and anyway, where's their dinner, they wonder.

Why do wasps sting?

Because they're spiteful b4st4rds

Why do we have toes?

To help fill up the space in our shoes.

Why do some people enjoy talking about their health?

Because they are self-absorbed, selfish and probably senile.

Why do neighbours peep through the curtains ?

Because they're naked

Why do books have pages?

Because it would be a very short read without them.

Why do dogs bark?

Because they are very fond of trees.

When is a doughnut not a doughnut ?

When it’s been eaten

Where is the moon on a dark night

In the pub

Why are there waves in the sea?

They are drowning and want to attract your attention

Why do bees buzz

Because they don’t have a bell to ring.

Do butterflies like butter?

Depends if they have a buttercup under their chin

Where do all the odd socks go

They have a party with all the unmatched tupperware lids

Why is Z at the end of the alphabet?

Cause the alphabet fell asleep when it reached Z zzzzzz

Why did the fly end up in my cup of tea ?

Because it fancied a swim.

Why do mice keep coming into our houses?

Because you gave them the key!

Why are piers built by the sea?