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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 10:27:55

Someone asks a question and you have to give the wrong answer. It can be witty, sensible, pedantic, whatever you choose. Be kind!!

I'll start....

Why does an elephant have a trunk?

biglouis Mon 26-Feb-24 00:47:51

So people can jump off the end and drown

Why does the computer give me lousy letters in scrabble?

65KL Mon 26-Feb-24 15:14:32

The computer is a big cheat !!

Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall ?

grandtanteJE65 Mon 26-Feb-24 15:41:40

Because he didn't have an armchair.

What is the highest town in Scotland?

SeaWoozle Mon 26-Feb-24 22:14:55

Kent

Why aren't there dinosaurs anymore?

henetha Mon 26-Feb-24 23:16:07

They all went to live on Mars.

Why do lots of people climb Everest?

SeaWoozle Tue 27-Feb-24 00:28:15

Because they don't like taking the lift

Why do jellies wobble?

MissAdventure Tue 27-Feb-24 00:32:02

Because they have all had offspring, which are referred to as jelly babies.

Who let the dogs out?

SeaWoozle Tue 27-Feb-24 00:40:51

Someone who only likes guinea pigs

Why does the king wear a crown?

MissAdventure Tue 27-Feb-24 00:44:35

Because he has a large cranium, and they are king sized.

Where does the light go when you switch off a lamp?

biglouis Tue 27-Feb-24 02:14:06

On its tea break.

Why do you find spindly spiders in the bath?

65KL Tue 27-Feb-24 03:54:12

The fat spiders prefer the shower

What dose the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?

JamesandJon33 Tue 27-Feb-24 09:45:56

She builds castles with them.

Why are some people right handed and some left?

SeaWoozle Tue 27-Feb-24 11:11:09

Because they only buy left-handed/right-handed pens and pencils

Why do pigeons build such rubbish nests?

biglouis Tue 27-Feb-24 12:01:35

They want people to feel sorry for them

Why to scarecrows hold their arms out straight?

Gwyllt Tue 27-Feb-24 13:33:31

To point you in the wrong direction

Why does the snake from a bonfire always blow in your face no matter which side you are on

AGAA4 Tue 27-Feb-24 14:09:47

So you can feel the heat.

Why do bees buzz

Gwyllt Tue 27-Feb-24 15:37:29

To get your attention

Why do dogs always find the muddiest patches

biglouis Wed 28-Feb-24 09:13:24

Because they enjoy leaving paw prints on the floor

Why are bees able to fly when we know its aerodynamically impossible?

AGAA4 Wed 28-Feb-24 11:49:29

Because they have super powers.

Why does dust always come back?

crazyH Wed 28-Feb-24 12:25:00

Because it likes to settle in my house

Why do visitors always arrive when my house is at its untidiest?

biglouis Wed 28-Feb-24 16:45:02

Because their house is a showplace and they want to relax

Why do phones always run out of power at a bad moment?

MissAdventure Wed 28-Feb-24 16:47:20

To make it worse, of course.

Why did the dish run away with the spoon?

AGAA4 Wed 28-Feb-24 16:49:02

Because the fork had ditched him.

Why do owl hoot right outside my window?

SeaWoozle Wed 28-Feb-24 16:55:31

AGAA4

Because the fork had ditched him.

Why do owl hoot right outside my window?

He needs to borrow some sugar

Why can't cows fly?

fancythat Wed 28-Feb-24 16:57:36

Because it wants to wake you up.

Why am I drawn to wearing navy stripes?