WRONG ANSWERS!!

Because if we had four legs, we'd be tables (I'll get my coat 🤣)

Why does my cat wag her tail?

Because wagging her head makes her dizzy.

Why do we yawn?

To exercise our jaw muscles

Why does it rain as soon as you put washing out?

Because it's your own fault for daring to think that it would stay dry.

Why is the bus always late?

Because an army of weasels held it up

Why can't we see the wind?

Because you are not wearing your glasses

Why does it tend to be cloudy when there is a full moon

Because the moon's just got out the shower. Who wants to see the moon's moon?!

Why can't pigs look up?

because they don't like looking up.

No question so will go back to pigs.

Pigs don't like looking up because they might see the flying pigs and be jealous.

Where does fog go?

Everywhere!! Best to cover your nose & mouth

Why do onions make you cry?

Because they don't know any good jokes to make you laugh.

What is a walrus?

A wall that has got rusty in the rain

How do the little spiders get into my bath?

The big black hairy ones give them a push as they stand near the edge.

Where is the rainbow bridge?

Between to pots of gold

Where have all the fairies gone

They all live at the bottom of my garden now.

Why do four- leafed clovers mean good luck?

Another story invented by the media

Why do I never win competitions?

Because you don't enter any. You need to be in it to win it .

Why do my feet hurt so much?

Because you keep standing on them

Why don’t you see baby pigeons

They are all disguised as crows

Why did dinosaurs die out?

They went out without wearing their vests, and caught their deaths.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They dont. They just say they do.

Why do two buses come at once?

So that the one you need can pull away quickly before you've had a chance to get on.

Why does it rain when you've just pegged out the washing?

Because you had not rinsed it properly

Why is it boring to watch paint dry

It's not. You prefer to believe the newspapers.

Why am I so tired?!

Because you have just run two marathons. Give yourself a break!

Why do I forget which day of the week it is?