Corrupt A Wish (2/3/24).

* it’s a Madonna cone one which has sharp points and makes holes in all your clothes*

following from "I wish the sky wasn't so grey today" -

Wish granted, but it's black now and will stay like it for months

I wish it was springtime

Wish granted but its now 2025 and you lost a whole year

I wish it would stop raining

Wish granted but the fog is so thick you can't go anywhere.

I wish I had someone to bring me a cup of tea in bed in the morning.

Wish granted but they want to stay for lunch and dinner cooked by you.

I wish there were no calories in chocolate.

Wish granted, but the result tastes awful.

I wish I could find my bicycle pump.

Wish granted but it's broken.

I wish I could wake up in a cottage in the Lake District.

Wish granted but it is - 5C , raining and the roof leaks

I wish the weeds in the garden would vanish

Wish granted but the grass, trees and flowers have vanished as well!

I wish the bins would empty themselves.

Wish granted but they are a bit casual about spills, so you end up picking up odds and ends.

I wish my ironing would put itself away.

Wish granted - it's all away but has got creased up again.

I wish I had a gardener

Wish granted but he only comes in December.

I wish my hair was better behaved.

Wish granted, but if you forget to tell it what to do it goes to pieces and just flops.

I wish it was summer

It was, but you fell asleep and missed it.

I wish I could play the piano.

Wish granted but you realise you are tone deaf

I wish the dog would groom itself

Wish granted, but he's been using your hairbrush.

I wish I had perfect teeth

Your wish is granted, but they are all made of plastic and cost you a fortune.

I wish I was short and and blonde and pretty.

Wish granted but you've turned into Barbie.

I wish my house would clean itself.

Wish granted but all your furniture has disappeared.

I wish I could have a date with Thierry Henry.

Wish granted but you have come out in chicken pox

I wish I could win several million on the lottery

Wish granted but you are still waiting to receive the cash

I wish the clocks didn’t go back next October

Wish granted but now it's happening in September

I wish chocolate wasn't fattening.

Wish granted but you can't buy it anywhere now.

I wish I could enjoy driving.

Wish granted, but your car has broken down and will be off the road for ages.

I wish I was a bit taller

Wish granted but you have now shot up and all your pants are too short in the leg.

I wish I could go back to the 1960s