Corrupt A Wish (2/3/24).

Wish granted, but now all your socks are odd ones

I wish I had been born with natural auburn hair

henetha That's ok . You don't need to go shopping - do it online.

I wish it wouls stop raining

You're right HVDY. I keep meaning to....

It will stop raining soon and turn to heavy snow.

I wish the slugs weren't about already....

The slugs aren't about, but there are even more snails.

I wish I could drive.

Wish granted, but now lots of people want you to take them/pick them up.

I wish I didn't like sweet foods

Wish granted. You don’t like sweet foods but that’s all there is in the house and all the shops are shut for a week.

I wish I could raise the energy to get out of my chair and go to bed.

Wish granted but your bed now has numerous broken springs

I wish that the house next door stays empty forever

Wish granted but the house falls into wrack and ruin

I wish I’d known in the past the things I know now

You do, but you’re haunted by your inability to change them.

I wish I hadn’t dropped my phone this morning.

Your phone is alright but you pulled a muscle bending down to pick it up and are now walking and sitting crookedly.

Ali08

Your phone is alright but you pulled a muscle bending down to pick it up and are now walking and sitting crookedly.

You must have been watching me Ali08!🤣🤣
What is your wish?

Shall I start a new one?
I wish I could find the energy to finish planting those plants I sent for online.

Wish granted, but they all turn out to be triffids and you have to find the energy to run very fast.

I wish my venetian blinds were self- dusting.

Well I thought mine were - dusters not been near them for over 20 years

I wish my hands were long enough so I could reach the landline phone, from my sofa

WIWYA Sorry I missed the point😂
Just carry on -

Wish granted but your hands are so long that they are brushing the floor as you walk.

I wish the shops weren't so busy in Easter week.

Wish granted, but they are all closed all week.

I wish I could stop eating chocolate.

You managed it! But now you’re on biscuits instead.

I wish my garden wasn’t a quagmire

Granted - garden had dried but there is a drought so all the plants die.

I wish social media had never been invented

Wish granted but now you can't open your front door because of all the letters that have piled up.

I wish dogs didn't bark so much.

Wish granted but they now make a noise like a smoke alarm and next door's won't stop.

I wish my hair never needed cutting.

Wish granted, but now you're bald.

I wish I was good-looking enough to never need make-up

Your wish is granted, but some rather unkindly whisper about Botox!

I wish I’d finished marking this work!

Wish granted but you have 100 new students allocated to you next term.

I wish I had a bra which fitted properly.

Wish granted, but it’s a Madonna cone one which has sharp points and makes holes in all your clothes.

I wish the sky wasn’t so grey today.