Corrupt A Wish (2/3/24).

Wish granted but you can't do the twist any more.

I wish workmen didn't need loud music on to do anything.

Wish granted but they don’t work any more

I wish those workmen would wash their cups after you make them a brew

Wish granted but they have taken all the cups with them.

I wish people would stop parking on the pavement near me.

Granted, biglouis, but that also means you've had the pavement taken away and the road widened so have heavier traffic now.

Oops! Haha, I forgot.

I wish I had a better memory 😆

Wish granted but you've remembered all the things you should have done and haven't.

I wish my clothes would clean themselves.

Wish granted but they all shrunk!

I wish new shoes were not so difficult to break in

Wish granted, but now all your shoes are the massive ones clowns wear.

I wish chocolate was low-calorie

Wish granted - but it all tastes like marmite.

I wish other people were as punctual as me because I hate waiting.

Granted, but now you're the late one while we all wait around for you!

I wish that Freddie Mercury was still alive and entertaining us.