More Lame Limericks

Ravioli for the wedding dinner
Unusual yes, but a real winner
Then home made ice cream
It will go like a dream
But the dinner won't make me look thinner

The moon is a big orange ball

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small
I love the Crescent

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small
I love the Crescent
I watch when present

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small
I love the Crescent
I watch when present,
I hope from the sky it won't fall.

Imagine if gravity stopped

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked
We all would go flying

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked
We all would go flying
It’s true - I’m not lying

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked
We all would go flying
It’s true - I’m not lying,
I'm on Venus now, I've locked.

There's not many people on here

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer
Or maybe some crisps

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer
Or maybe some crisps
Wow! Talk about trips!

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer
Or maybe some crisps
Wow! Talk about trips!
I hope there's Venusians near.

With lots of room for an Earthling

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing
This blistering heat

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing
This blistering heat
Is burning my feet

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing
This blistering heat
Is burning my feet
And my poor head is whirling

Its safer to stay on this world

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold
The seasons are right

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold
The seasons are right,
Life's mostly bright,

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold
The seasons are right,
Life's mostly bright,
Except when it gets very cold

I hear there’s a man on the moon

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June
He must feel all alone

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June
He must feel all alone,
I’ll invite him home

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June
He must feel all alone,
I’ll invite him home
Travel by hot air balloon

Will we all understand what he says?