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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

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This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

GoldenLady Sat 21-Sept-24 16:04:58

Ravioli for the wedding dinner
Unusual yes, but a real winner
Then home made ice cream
It will go like a dream
But the dinner won't make me look thinner

The moon is a big orange ball

Bellanonna Sat 21-Sept-24 17:24:04

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small

crazyH Sat 21-Sept-24 19:24:44

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small
I love the Crescent

biglouis Sat 21-Sept-24 23:55:24

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small
I love the Crescent
I watch when present

henetha Sun 22-Sept-24 12:19:25

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small
I love the Crescent
I watch when present,
I hope from the sky it won't fall.

Imagine if gravity stopped

biglouis Sun 22-Sept-24 13:39:46

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked

GoldenLady Sun 22-Sept-24 15:21:22

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked
We all would go flying

Bellanonna Sun 22-Sept-24 20:36:22

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked
We all would go flying
It’s true - I’m not lying

henetha Mon 23-Sept-24 09:56:09

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked
We all would go flying
It’s true - I’m not lying,
I'm on Venus now, I've locked.

There's not many people on here

crazyH Mon 23-Sept-24 11:26:29

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer

Indigo8 Mon 23-Sept-24 14:50:20

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer
Or maybe some crisps

GoldenLady Mon 23-Sept-24 15:46:18

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer
Or maybe some crisps
Wow! Talk about trips!

henetha Tue 24-Sept-24 10:36:31

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer
Or maybe some crisps
Wow! Talk about trips!
I hope there's Venusians near.

With lots of room for an Earthling

biglouis Tue 24-Sept-24 12:47:35

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing

Bellanonna Tue 24-Sept-24 15:57:55

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing
This blistering heat

GoldenLady Tue 24-Sept-24 16:01:04

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing
This blistering heat
Is burning my feet

biglouis Tue 24-Sept-24 23:16:50

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing
This blistering heat
Is burning my feet
And my poor head is whirling

Its safer to stay on this world

crazyH Tue 24-Sept-24 23:49:09

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold

Bellanonna Wed 25-Sept-24 09:48:03

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold
The seasons are right

henetha Wed 25-Sept-24 10:37:21

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold
The seasons are right,
Life's mostly bright,

crazyH Wed 25-Sept-24 11:26:03

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold
The seasons are right,
Life's mostly bright,
Except when it gets very cold

I hear there’s a man on the moon

GoldenLady Wed 25-Sept-24 16:51:44

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June

biglouis Thu 26-Sept-24 15:34:25

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June
He must feel all alone

crazyH Thu 26-Sept-24 20:27:47

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June
He must feel all alone,
I’ll invite him home

Bellanonna Thu 26-Sept-24 21:20:18

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June
He must feel all alone,
I’ll invite him home
Travel by hot air balloon

Will we all understand what he says?

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