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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

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This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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biglouis Fri 27-Sept-24 15:19:37

Will we all understand what he says?
Or not one single phrase

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52bright Fri 27-Sept-24 21:34:46

Will we all understand what he says?
Or not one single phrase
I don't understand

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crazyH Fri 27-Sept-24 23:45:02

Will we understand what he says?
Or catch at least one single phrase
I don't understand
Why he raised his hand

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52bright Sun 29-Sept-24 17:50:41

Will we understand what he says?
Or catch at least on single phrase
I don't understand
Why he raised his hand
He's been trying to say for days

At new languages I'm no good

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biglouis Mon 30-Sept-24 15:56:08

At new languages I'm no good
French no German not understood

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babzi Mon 30-Sept-24 16:22:08

At languages I'm no good
French no, German not understood,
But I'm having a dance,
And taking a chance,
It's said it will do me some good

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babzi Mon 30-Sept-24 16:23:18

At languages I'm no good
French no, German not understood,
But I'm having a dance,
And taking a chance,
It's said it will do me some good.

If you want to go to the city

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GoldenLady Mon 30-Sept-24 16:32:59

If you want to go to the city
Learn all the nitty gritty

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Indigo8 Mon 30-Sept-24 19:31:24

If you want to go to the city
Learn all the nitty gritty
Don't feed the pigeons

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henetha Tue 01-Oct-24 10:37:46

If you want to go to the city
Learn all the nitty gritty
Don't feed the pigeons
Nor the nice widgeons,

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VB000 Tue 01-Oct-24 12:07:30

If you want to go to the city
Learn all the nitty gritty
Don't feed the pigeons
Nor the nice widgeons
I may have to raid the kitty

A walk by the river in flood

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biglouis Tue 01-Oct-24 13:08:30

A walk by the river in flood
On a mild autumn day is good

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Indigo8 Tue 01-Oct-24 13:26:39

A walk by the river in flood
On a mild autumn day is good
Don't get swept away

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GoldenLady Tue 01-Oct-24 14:45:31

A walk by the river in flood
On a mild autumn day is good
Don't get swept away
That might ruin your whole day!

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Bellanonna Tue 01-Oct-24 23:52:50

A walk by the river in flood
On a mild autumn day is good
Don't get swept away
That might ruin your day
You think not, but I’m sure that it would

Why not go for a walk in the woods?

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VB000 Wed 02-Oct-24 09:31:49

Why not go for a walk in the woods?
We could wrap up warm in our hoods

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Indigo8 Wed 02-Oct-24 09:59:46

Why not go for a walk in the woods?
We could wrap up warm in our hoods
And talk to the trees

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biglouis Wed 02-Oct-24 10:53:38

Why not go for a walk in the woods?
We could wrap up warm in our hoods
And talk to the trees
That sway in the breeze

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crazyH Wed 02-Oct-24 13:30:38

Why not go for a walk in the woods?
We could wrap up warm in our hoods
And talk to the trees
That sway in the breeze
We sure will not see any nudes

You’ll need to go to Brighton Beach

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52bright Wed 02-Oct-24 23:27:25

You'll need to go to Brighton Beach
Where wearing clothes seems out of reach

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biglouis Thu 03-Oct-24 11:54:41

You'll need to go to Brighton Beach
Where wearing clothes seems out of reach
Tanned bodies on display

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Indigo8 Thu 03-Oct-24 12:33:56

You'll need to go to Brighton Beach
Where wearing clothes seems out of reach
Tanned bodies on display
Pebbles in the way

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GoldenLady Thu 03-Oct-24 15:21:22

You'll need to go to Brighton Beach
Where wearing clothes seems out of reach
Tanned bodies on display
Pebbles in the way
And you hear an occasional screech

More sedate to just talk to the trees

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Bellanonna Thu 03-Oct-24 19:45:32

More sedate to just talk to the trees
Enjoy the wind rustling the leaves

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Indigo8 Thu 03-Oct-24 21:23:48

More sedate to just talk to the trees
Enjoy the wind rustling the leaves
They never talk back

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