More Lame Limericks

More sedate to just talk to the trees
Enjoy the wind rustling the leaves
They never talk back
Keep on their own track

More sedate to just talk to the trees
Enjoy the wind rustling the leaves
They never talk back
Keep on their own track
And at times I give them a squeeze

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,
He has really big teeth

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,
He has really big teeth
And big claws underneath

A tiger’s escaped from the zoo,
I'm frightened, and bet you are too,
He has really big teeth
And big claws underneath
Think I’ll run and hide in the loo

Help! I hear him roar by the door

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor
He has got sharp claws

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor
He has got sharp claws
And enormous jaws

Help! I hear him roar by the door
I'll try to hide, crouch on the floor
He has got sharp claws
And enormous jaws
What terrifies me most is that roar!

I’m getting away from here now

I’m getting away from here now
I’d rather be chased by a cow

I'm getting away from here now
I'd rather be chased by a cow
That's also no fun

I'm getting away from here now
I'd rather be chased by a cow
That's also no fun
So I just gotta run

I'm getting away from here now
I'd rather be chased by a cow
That's also no fun
So I just gotta run
And find a safe refuge somehow

My neighbor's pet poodle looks nice

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice
A nice doggy perm

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice
A nice doggy perm
To make your head turn

My neighbour's pet poodle looks nice
So pretty, she make one look twice
A nice doggy perm
To make your head turn,
Get one yourself is my advice.

What loyal companions dogs are,

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far
Love you forever

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far
Love you forever
And always so clever

What loyal companions dogs are,
From your side they never stray far
Love you forever
And always so clever
Mine loves to ride in the car

By the window, he's sniffing the air

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care
Waiting for his walk

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care
Waiting for his walk
I wish he could talk