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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Bellanonna Thu 10-Oct-24 22:50:09

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care
Waiting for his walk
I wish he could talk
We’d have so many great things to share.

Tonight there are stars in the sky

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biglouis Fri 11-Oct-24 10:11:00

Tonight there are stars in the sky
I'll get out my telescope and spy

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henetha Fri 11-Oct-24 10:24:43

Tonight there are stars in the sky
I'll get out my telescope and spy,
Might see aurora,

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biglouis Fri 11-Oct-24 21:50:14

Tonight there are stars in the sky
I'll get out my telescope and spy,
Might see aurora,
Or Northern Lights aura

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GoldenLady Mon 14-Oct-24 14:45:46

Tonight there are stars in the sky
I'll get out my telescope and spy,
Might see aurora,
Or Northern Lights aura
Or a new galaxy, if I try

It's all so enormous in size

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Indigo8 Mon 14-Oct-24 17:16:53

It's all so enormous in size
I can hardly believe my eyes

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biglouis Tue 15-Oct-24 02:16:34

It's all so enormous in size
I can hardly believe my eyes
I look on in wonder

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Indigo8 Tue 15-Oct-24 09:57:30

It's all so enormous in size
I can hardly believe my eyes
I look on in wonder
Sky we live under

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Oct-24 15:55:18

It's all so enormous in size
I can hardly believe my eyes
I look on in wonder
Sky we live under
If something beyond the stars lies

In the circus, there once was a clown

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Indigo8 Tue 15-Oct-24 21:27:04

In the circus there once was a clown
He was sad and felt very down

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Oct-24 22:49:34

In the circus there once was a clown
He was sad and felt very down
Didn't get many laughs

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biglouis Wed 16-Oct-24 09:45:23

In the circus there once was a clown
He was sad and felt very down
Didn't get many laughs
The audience were saps

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VB000 Wed 16-Oct-24 10:06:16

In the circus there once was a clown
He was sad and felt very down
Didn't get many laughs
The audience were saps
He was pleased when they all left town

The orange pumpkin by the door

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henetha Wed 16-Oct-24 10:23:24

The orange pumpkin by the door
Is huge, so it stays on the floor,

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Bellanonna Wed 16-Oct-24 12:26:16

The orange pumpkin by the door
Is huge, so it stays on the floor,
It’s Halloween soon

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crazyH Wed 16-Oct-24 12:30:30

The orange pumpkin by the door
Is huge, so it stays on the floor,
It’s Halloween soon
Kids think it’s a boon

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biglouis Wed 16-Oct-24 23:47:31

The orange pumpkin by the door
Is huge, so it stays on the floor,
It’s Halloween soon
Kids think it’s a boon
Adults prepare for door knocks

We stock up on sweets for the night

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crazyH Thu 17-Oct-24 01:43:59

We stock up on sweets for the night
Also, a pound or two in sight

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GoldenLady Thu 17-Oct-24 15:45:31

We stock up on sweets for the night
Also, a pound or two in sight
A pound or two where? shock

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biglouis Fri 18-Oct-24 01:30:19

We stock up on sweets for the night
Also, a pound or two in sight
A pound or two where?
Gangs of kids out there

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GoldenLady Fri 18-Oct-24 15:29:59

We stock up on sweets for the night
Also, a pound or two in sight
A pound or two where?
Gangs of kids out there
Hoping to give me a fright

My favorite costume this year

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biglouis Sat 19-Oct-24 10:10:42

My favorite costume this year
Is count Dracula with all the gear

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crazyH Sat 19-Oct-24 13:51:57

My favorite costume this year
Is count Dracula with all the gear
Mine’s Freddy Kruger

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Indigo8 Sat 19-Oct-24 15:33:23

My favourite costume this year
Is count Dracula with all the gear
Mine's Freddy Kruger
I'll just eat nougat

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52bright Sat 19-Oct-24 20:59:31

My favourite costume this year
Is count Dracula with all the gear
Mine's Freddy Kruger
I'll just eat nougat
When kids knock I'll pretend great fear

When young Guy Faulks night was the best

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