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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

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This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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crazyH Tue 12-Nov-24 23:25:51

Maybe she could write a good book
Her stories, you must take a look

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GoldenLady Wed 13-Nov-24 15:37:37

Maybe she could write a good book
Her stories, you must take a look
They put me to sleep

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Indigo8 Wed 13-Nov-24 16:14:01

Maybe she could write a good book
Her stories, you must take a look
They put me to sleep
Too learned and deep

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52bright Wed 13-Nov-24 17:16:07

Maybe she could write a good book
Her stories, you must take a look
They put me to sleep
Too learned and deep
But start with a really good hook

Reading in bed sends me sleepy

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Indigo8 Wed 13-Nov-24 19:47:34

Reading in bed makes me sleepy
But some books leave me quite weepy

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crazyH Wed 13-Nov-24 22:53:40

Reading in bed makes me sleepy
But some books leave me quite weepy
YouTube is my friend

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biglouis Thu 14-Nov-24 00:07:32

Reading in bed makes me sleepy
But some books leave me quite weepy
YouTube is my friend
For the next fashion trend

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crazyH Thu 14-Nov-24 01:15:13

Reading in bed makes me sleepy
But some books leave me quite weepy
YouTube is my friend
For the next fashion trend
It’s see-through, but that’s quite creepy

Twiggy was my ideal woman

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NanKate Thu 14-Nov-24 09:40:13

Twiggy was my ideal woman
As she lay on a velvet cushion

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crazyH Thu 14-Nov-24 09:53:39

Twiggy was my ideal woman
As she lay on a velvet cushion
Her baby blue eyes

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biglouis Thu 14-Nov-24 11:52:32

Twiggy was my ideal woman
As she lay on a velvet cushion
Her baby blue eyes
And very slim thighs

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crazyH Thu 14-Nov-24 15:25:58

Twiggy was my ideal woman
As she lay on a velvet cushion
Her baby blue eyes
And very slim thighs
I’d say an excellent fusion

The sun is shining, can’t complain

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Indigo8 Thu 14-Nov-24 18:04:54

The sun is shining, can't complain
Going to see my Gran again

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NanKate Thu 14-Nov-24 19:23:32

The sun is shining, can't complain
Going to see my Gran again
She hangs out her bloomers

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GoldenLady Thu 14-Nov-24 20:26:46

The sun is shining, can't complain
Going to see my Gran again
She hangs out her bloomers
As do many boomers

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Justmeonmyown Thu 14-Nov-24 20:56:06

The sun is shining, can’t complain
Going to see my gran again
She hangs out her bloomers
As do many boomers
So best to visit in the rain

‘Cos when the sun is shining bright

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crazyH Thu 14-Nov-24 23:56:45

‘Cos when the sun is shining bright
She washes everything in sight

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biglouis Fri 15-Nov-24 11:51:35

Cos when the sun is shining bright
She washes everything in sight
Ever her dusters and socks

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crazyH Fri 15-Nov-24 14:06:48

Cos when the sun is shining bright
She washes everything in sight
Ever her dusters and socks
And her pretty frocks

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NanKate Fri 15-Nov-24 14:07:26

Cos when the sun is shining bright
She washes everything in sight
Ever her dusters and socks
And a few manky old smocks.

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crazyH Fri 15-Nov-24 14:24:12

Polite reminder : 8 8 5 5 8 (am I right)

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GoldenLady Fri 15-Nov-24 15:45:42

Cos when the sun is shining bright
She washes everything in sight
Ever her dusters and socks
And a few manky old smocks.
8 8 5 5 8 (am I right?)

Limericks have definite rules

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52bright Fri 15-Nov-24 17:39:51

Limericks have definite rules
We try to keep, not being mules

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biglouis Sat 16-Nov-24 09:29:27

Limericks have definite rules
We try to keep, not being mules
But things go awry

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52bright Sat 16-Nov-24 19:26:38

Limericks have definite rules
We try to keep, not being mules
But things go awry
However we try

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