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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

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This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

crazyH Tue 12-Nov-24 23:25:51

Maybe she could write a good book
Her stories, you must take a look

GoldenLady Wed 13-Nov-24 15:37:37

Maybe she could write a good book
Her stories, you must take a look
They put me to sleep

Indigo8 Wed 13-Nov-24 16:14:01

Maybe she could write a good book
Her stories, you must take a look
They put me to sleep
Too learned and deep

52bright Wed 13-Nov-24 17:16:07

Maybe she could write a good book
Her stories, you must take a look
They put me to sleep
Too learned and deep
But start with a really good hook

Reading in bed sends me sleepy

Indigo8 Wed 13-Nov-24 19:47:34

Reading in bed makes me sleepy
But some books leave me quite weepy

crazyH Wed 13-Nov-24 22:53:40

Reading in bed makes me sleepy
But some books leave me quite weepy
YouTube is my friend

biglouis Thu 14-Nov-24 00:07:32

Reading in bed makes me sleepy
But some books leave me quite weepy
YouTube is my friend
For the next fashion trend

crazyH Thu 14-Nov-24 01:15:13

Reading in bed makes me sleepy
But some books leave me quite weepy
YouTube is my friend
For the next fashion trend
It’s see-through, but that’s quite creepy

Twiggy was my ideal woman

NanKate Thu 14-Nov-24 09:40:13

Twiggy was my ideal woman
As she lay on a velvet cushion

crazyH Thu 14-Nov-24 09:53:39

Twiggy was my ideal woman
As she lay on a velvet cushion
Her baby blue eyes

biglouis Thu 14-Nov-24 11:52:32

Twiggy was my ideal woman
As she lay on a velvet cushion
Her baby blue eyes
And very slim thighs

crazyH Thu 14-Nov-24 15:25:58

Twiggy was my ideal woman
As she lay on a velvet cushion
Her baby blue eyes
And very slim thighs
I’d say an excellent fusion

The sun is shining, can’t complain

Indigo8 Thu 14-Nov-24 18:04:54

The sun is shining, can't complain
Going to see my Gran again

NanKate Thu 14-Nov-24 19:23:32

The sun is shining, can't complain
Going to see my Gran again
She hangs out her bloomers

GoldenLady Thu 14-Nov-24 20:26:46

The sun is shining, can't complain
Going to see my Gran again
She hangs out her bloomers
As do many boomers

Justmeonmyown Thu 14-Nov-24 20:56:06

The sun is shining, can’t complain
Going to see my gran again
She hangs out her bloomers
As do many boomers
So best to visit in the rain

‘Cos when the sun is shining bright

crazyH Thu 14-Nov-24 23:56:45

‘Cos when the sun is shining bright
She washes everything in sight

biglouis Fri 15-Nov-24 11:51:35

Cos when the sun is shining bright
She washes everything in sight
Ever her dusters and socks

crazyH Fri 15-Nov-24 14:06:48

Cos when the sun is shining bright
She washes everything in sight
Ever her dusters and socks
And her pretty frocks

NanKate Fri 15-Nov-24 14:07:26

Cos when the sun is shining bright
She washes everything in sight
Ever her dusters and socks
And a few manky old smocks.

crazyH Fri 15-Nov-24 14:24:12

Polite reminder : 8 8 5 5 8 (am I right)

GoldenLady Fri 15-Nov-24 15:45:42

Cos when the sun is shining bright
She washes everything in sight
Ever her dusters and socks
And a few manky old smocks.
8 8 5 5 8 (am I right?)

Limericks have definite rules

52bright Fri 15-Nov-24 17:39:51

Limericks have definite rules
We try to keep, not being mules

biglouis Sat 16-Nov-24 09:29:27

Limericks have definite rules
We try to keep, not being mules
But things go awry

52bright Sat 16-Nov-24 19:26:38

Limericks have definite rules
We try to keep, not being mules
But things go awry
However we try

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