More Lame Limericks

Limericks have definite rules
We try to keep, not being mules
But things go awry
However we try
As if we were still in our schools

Writing a limerick is fun

Limericks have definite rules
We try to keep, not being mules
But things go awry
However we try
‘Cos we’ve been to different schools

Some lines bring a smile to my face

Writing a limerick is fun
Good to read what others have done

Writing a limerick is fun
Good to read what others have done
Some do make me smile

Writing a limerick is fun
Good to read what others have done
Some do make me smile
With a funny line

Writing a limerick is fun
Good to read what others have done
Some do make me smile
With a funny line
Others, make me turn face and run

A great place first thing in the morn

A great place first thing in the morn
To read in the pure light of dawn

A great place first thing in the morn
To read in the pure light of dawn
Good start to the day

A great place first thing in the morn
To read in the pure light of dawn
Good start to the day
Reading what they say

A great place first thing in the morn
To read in the pure light of dawn
Good start to the day
Reading what they say
To see what new verse has been born

Sometime I must rack my old brain

Sometime I must rack my old brain
My thoughts haven’t boarded the train

Sometime I must rack my old brain
My thoughts haven’t boarded the train
They are still confused

Sometime I must rack my old brain
My thoughts haven’t boarded the train
They are still confused
From being over used

Sometimes I must rack my old brain
My thoughts haven’t boarded the train
They are still confused
From being over used
Easier for me to refrain

I simply want a stress free life

I simply want a stress free life
Something I longed for all my life

I simply want a stress free life
Something I longed for all my life
There’s always a calm

I simply want a stress free life
Something I longed for all my life
There’s always a calm
And no need for alarm

I simply want a stress free life
Something I longed for all my life
There’s always a calm
And no need for alarm
Without any trouble and strife

I’d like a nice long holiday

I’d like a nice long holiday
Somewhere hot, but they’ve cut my pay

I’d like a nice long holiday
Somewhere hot, but they’ve cut my pay
An island in the sun

I’d like a nice long holiday
Somewhere hot, but they’ve cut my pay
An island in the sun
A warm place like none

I’d like a nice long holiday
Somewhere hot, but they’ve cut my pay
An island in the sun
A warm place like none
Would make a nice getaway

But sadly, it's only a dream

But sadly, it's only a dream
There’s no need for you to turn green

But sadly, it's only a dream
There’s no need for you to turn green
I just love to muse

But sadly, it's only a dream
There’s no need for you to turn green
I just love to muse
A place I can choose