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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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crazyH Tue 11-Jun-24 16:50:23

He's friendly enough but I'm wary
The problem is, he's kind of hairy
He looks like a bear
Without any care

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Bumface Tue 11-Jun-24 20:25:19

He's friendly enough but I'm wary
The problem is, he's kind of hairy
He looks like a bear
Without any care
So at least his face looks cheery

I was feeling downhearted and glum

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crazyH Tue 11-Jun-24 20:35:15

I was feeling downhearted and glum
Is that because your face is ‘bum’

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Gwyllt Tue 11-Jun-24 23:03:47

I was feeling downhearted and glum
Is that because your face is ‘bum’
Then something happened

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biglouis Wed 12-Jun-24 08:38:04

He's friendly enough but I'm wary
The problem is, he's kind of hairy
He looks like a bear
And his coat is quite fair

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biglouis Wed 12-Jun-24 08:40:54

wrong page sorry

I was feeling downhearted and glum
Is that because your face is ‘bum’
Then something happened
And my tense mood slackened

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henetha Wed 12-Jun-24 09:56:37

I was feeling downhearted and glum
Is that because your face is ‘bum’
Then something happened
And my tense mood slackened
And now I am feeling quite numb.

But, come on, let's cheer up and sing,

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Bumface Wed 12-Jun-24 11:33:48

But, come on, let's cheer up and sing
So loudly the heavens will ring

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crazyH Wed 12-Jun-24 14:33:31

But, come on, let's cheer up and sing
So loudly the heavens will ring
I’m a falsetto

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GoldenLady Wed 12-Jun-24 16:11:01

But, come on, let's cheer up and sing
So loudly the heavens will ring
I’m a falsetto
My heels are stiletto

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Glorianny Wed 12-Jun-24 16:28:23

But, come on, let's cheer up and sing
So loudly the heavens will ring
I’m a falsetto
My heels are stiletto
And our music is fit for the king.

Spending time on Gransnet is fun

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biglouis Thu 13-Jun-24 11:28:40

Spending time on Gransnet is fun
When work for the day is all done

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crazyH Thu 13-Jun-24 13:43:34

Spending time on Gransnet is fun
When work for the day is all done
It’s just after noon

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GoldenLady Thu 13-Jun-24 15:55:19

Spending time on Gransnet is fun
When work for the day is all done
It’s just after noon
It isn't too soon

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crazyH Thu 13-Jun-24 16:05:26

Spending time on Gransnet is fun
When work for the day is all done
It’s just after noon
It isn't too soon
I’m hungry , I might get a bun.

I love a toasted currant bun

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biglouis Fri 14-Jun-24 01:04:32

I love a toasted currant bun
Sweet and savory all in one

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henetha Fri 14-Jun-24 10:55:57

I love a toasted currant bun
Sweet and savory all in one,
Spread with jam for me,

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VB000 Fri 14-Jun-24 12:02:11

I love a toasted currant bun
Sweet and savory all in one,
Spread with jam for me,
With a cup of tea

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Bumface Fri 14-Jun-24 12:57:32

I love a toasted current bun
Sweet and savory all in one
Spread with jam for me
With a cup of tea
Outside, sitting in the sun

A ball landed in my garden

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biglouis Fri 14-Jun-24 16:34:36

A ball landed in my garden
The neighbour shouted "Pardon"

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crazyH Fri 14-Jun-24 20:53:57

A ball landed in my garden
The neighbour shouted "Pardon"
D’ya mind throwing it back?

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GoldenLady Fri 14-Jun-24 21:43:47

A ball landed in my garden
The neighbour shouted "Pardon"
D’ya mind throwing it back?
So we're now in the sack

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biglouis Sat 15-Jun-24 17:14:14

A ball landed in my garden
The neighbour shouted "Pardon"
D’ya mind throwing it back?
So we're now in the sack
Returning the ball for their fun

It comes over three time a day

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Bellanonna Sat 15-Jun-24 21:09:42

It comes over three time a day
Sometimes more, if their friend’s round to play

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crazyH Sat 15-Jun-24 21:56:20

It comes over three time a day
Sometimes more, if their friend’s round to play
Next time, I’ll keep it

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