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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Salti Sun 16-Jun-24 00:00:24

It comes over three time a day
Sometimes more, if their friend’s round to play
Next time, I’ll keep it
Use it fir keep fit

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henetha Sun 16-Jun-24 10:56:25

It comes over three time a day
Sometimes more, if their friend’s round to play
Next time, I’ll keep it
Use it for keep fit,
No matter whatever they say.

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore

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Nano14 Sun 16-Jun-24 11:29:56

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore
No matter how much they implore

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biglouis Sun 16-Jun-24 12:11:26

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore
No matter how much they implore
Its a chore to throw back

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Bellanonna Sun 16-Jun-24 12:11:36

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore
No matter how much they implore
Enough is enough

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GoldenLady Sun 16-Jun-24 13:37:34

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore
No matter how much they implore
Enough is enough
No more of this stuff!

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Nano14 Sun 16-Jun-24 14:31:29

They can be nasty, but I'll ignore
No matter how much they implore
Enough is enough
No more of this stuff!
It's just becoming a bore

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crazyH Sun 16-Jun-24 14:33:56

Start line please, Nano14 …

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henetha Mon 17-Jun-24 09:36:05

Start line please, Nano14 …
Please come back to where you've just been,

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GoldenLady Mon 17-Jun-24 14:16:53

Start line please, Nano14 …
Please come back to where you've just been,
We wait in suspense

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-24 16:27:27

Please come back to where you've just been,
We wait in suspense, really keen

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Bumface Mon 17-Jun-24 17:43:31

Please come back to where you've just been
We wait in suspense, really keen
We just need you here

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-24 18:54:08

Please come back to where you've just been
We wait in suspense, really keen
We just need you here
Or we’ll shed a tear

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52bright Mon 17-Jun-24 23:30:49

Please come back to where you've just been
We wait in suspense, really keen
We just need you here
Or we'll shed a tear
Coz we're missing part of the team

Can't do these limericks alone

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Bumface Tue 18-Jun-24 11:22:38

Can't do these limericks alone
I'm sorry if this sounds like a moan

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VB000 Tue 18-Jun-24 12:14:09

Can't do these limericks alone
I'm sorry if this sounds like a moan
I've got an idea

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GoldenLady Tue 18-Jun-24 15:06:55

Can't do these limericks alone
I'm sorry if this sounds like a moan
I've got an idea
Let's continue it heah

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Bumface Tue 18-Jun-24 15:16:58

Can't do these limericks alone
I'm sorry if this sounds like a moan
I've got an idea
Let's continue it heah
Come on! Let's get in the zone

I thought up a first line but it's rude

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Salti Tue 18-Jun-24 15:50:37

I thought up a first line but it's rude
Just cheeky, or really quite lewd?

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crazyH Tue 18-Jun-24 16:36:15

I thought up a first line but it's rude
Just cheeky, or really quite lewd?
We’re all grown up here

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biglouis Wed 19-Jun-24 01:44:58

I thought up a first line but it's rude
Just cheeky, or really quite lewd?
We’re all grown up here
So if gross words appear

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Bumface Wed 19-Jun-24 07:35:20

I though up a first line but it's rude
Just cheeky, or really quite lewd?
We are grown up here
So if gross words appear
We will not think you're nasty and crude

I once took a trip up to Reading

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VB000 Wed 19-Jun-24 09:13:54

I once took a trip up to Reading
To see this bloke I was bedding

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henetha Wed 19-Jun-24 09:46:48

I once took a trip up to Reading
To see this bloke I was bedding,
His wife answered the door,

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Salti Wed 19-Jun-24 11:07:43

I once took a trip up to Reading
To see this bloke I was bedding,
His wife answered the door,
She called me a whore

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