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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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henetha Fri 22-Nov-24 23:37:25

Does Santa have a pension plan,
No, he's too poor and lives in a van ,

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Bellanonna Sat 23-Nov-24 21:38:46

Does Santa have a pension plan,
No, he's too poor and lives in a van ,
But he has a great sleigh

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crazyH Sat 23-Nov-24 22:09:17

Does Santa have a pension plan,
No, he's too poor and lives in a van ,
But he has a great sleigh
With gold and silver spray

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henetha Sun 24-Nov-24 12:18:05

Does Santa have a pension plan,
No, he's too poor and lives in a van ,
But he has a great sleigh
With gold and silver spray,
But the reindeers are a big scam.

He borrows an electric car

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Nov-24 18:54:05

He borrows an electric car
The reindeer can stay where they are!

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52bright Tue 26-Nov-24 00:40:57

He borrows an electric car
The reindeer can stay where they are!
Don't tell the children

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henetha Tue 26-Nov-24 12:35:55

He borrows an electric car
The reindeer can stay where they are!
Don't tell the children
Santa might miss them,

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crazyH Wed 27-Nov-24 00:08:56

He borrows an electric car
The reindeer can stay where they are!
Don't tell the children
Santa might miss them,
That will not go down well, by far

All this wrapping, has hurt my shoulder

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henetha Wed 27-Nov-24 10:30:50

All this wrapping, has hurt my shoulder
It feels like I've lifted a boulder,

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nanna8 Thu 28-Nov-24 12:08:58

All this wrapping,has hurt my shoulder
It feels like I’ve lifted a boulder
A crick in my neck

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VB000 Thu 28-Nov-24 12:11:18

All this wrapping,has hurt my shoulder
It feels like I’ve lifted a boulder
A crick in my neck
I can't write a cheque

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52bright Thu 28-Nov-24 19:26:57

All this wrapping has hurt my shoulder
It feels like I've lifted a boulder
A crick in my neck
I can't write a cheque
My daughter asked and I told 'er

I'm looking for a low key time

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Bellanonna Fri 29-Nov-24 21:03:30

I'm looking for a low key time
Since you ask, it’s hardly a crime

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crazyH Sat 30-Nov-24 22:58:00

I'm looking for a low key time
Since you ask, it’s hardly a crime
To want to relax

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GoldenLady Sun 01-Dec-24 00:36:24

I'm looking for a low key time
Since you ask, it’s hardly a crime
To want to relax
What a treat for our backs

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52bright Sun 01-Dec-24 00:47:23

I'm looking for a low key time
Since you ask, it's hardly a crime
To want to relax
What a treat for our backs
To just chill with iced gin and lime

That does sound an amazing plan

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henetha Sun 01-Dec-24 10:38:36

That does sound an amazing plan
I think I'll just chill out with Gran

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crazyH Sun 01-Dec-24 10:51:27

That does sound an amazing plan
I think I'll just chill out with Gran
She loves a tipple

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52bright Sun 01-Dec-24 17:03:12

That does sound an amazing plan
I think I'll just chill out with Gran
She loves a tipple
And ice cream ripple

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crazyH Sun 01-Dec-24 20:24:18

That does sound an amazing plan
I think I'll just chill out with Gran
She loves a tipple
And ice cream ripple
But she insists she needs a man

She’s thinking of going on Tinder

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VB000 Mon 02-Dec-24 09:45:49

She’s thinking of going on Tinder
She'll call herself Luscious Linda

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52bright Mon 02-Dec-24 14:29:01

She's thinking of going on Tinder
She'll call herself Luscious Linda
She'll take any bloke

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GoldenLady Mon 02-Dec-24 16:22:33

She's thinking of going on Tinder
She'll call herself Luscious Linda
She'll take any bloke
Who's not thick as an oak

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65KL Tue 03-Dec-24 13:34:54

She's thinking of going on Tinder
She'll call herself Luscious Linda
She'll take any bloke
Who's not thick as an oak
Scared she'd end up a lonesome spinster

Linda once went on a blind date

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GoldenLady Tue 03-Dec-24 14:57:37

Linda once went on a blind date
She thought she had met her true mate

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