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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

crazyH Sat 16-Nov-24 21:29:25

It wouldn't have done in my day
My mother, she refused to pay

Justmeonmyown Sat 16-Nov-24 21:33:24

It wouldn’t have done in my day
My mother, she refused to pay
For me to go out

crazyH Sat 16-Nov-24 22:11:44

It wouldn’t have done in my day
My mother, she refused to pay
For me to go out,
I would have a pout

52bright Sat 16-Nov-24 22:21:38

It wouldn't have done in my day
My mother, she refused to pay
For me to go out
I would have a pout
But found rebellious ways to play

I'm older but not wiser now

Justmeonmyown Sat 16-Nov-24 23:04:09

I’m older but not wiser now
I’ll always break the rules somehow

crazyH Sat 16-Nov-24 23:09:38

I’m older but not wiser now
I’ll always break the rules somehow
Grow old gracefully ?

Justmeonmyown Sun 17-Nov-24 10:38:35

I’m older but not wiser now
I’ll always break the rules somehow
Grow old gracefully
Not me hopefully

biglouis Sun 17-Nov-24 12:36:53

I’m older but not wiser now
I’ll always break the rules somehow
Grow old gracefully
Not me hopefully
So Im not keeping my vow

I do what I like within reason

GoldenLady Sun 17-Nov-24 14:38:30

I do what I like within reason
And there's lots to do now, 'tis the season

crazyH Sun 17-Nov-24 15:01:10

I do what I like within reason
There’s lots to do now, 'tis the season
To be stressed and strained

52bright Sun 17-Nov-24 20:13:23

I do what I like within reason
There's lots to do now, tis the season
To be stressed and strained
Just shop when it rained

biglouis Mon 18-Nov-24 23:46:53

I do what I like within reason
There's lots to do now, tis the season
To be stressed and strained
Just shop when it rained
Rule breaking will be no treason

My gifts are all hidden away

crazyH Tue 19-Nov-24 00:38:20

My gifts are all hidden away
They’ve cost me a lot, I must say

GoldenLady Tue 19-Nov-24 00:39:06

My gifts are all hidden away
Will I forget where? I just may!

biglouis Tue 19-Nov-24 12:18:04

My gifts are all hidden away
They’ve cost me a lot, I must say
I have tried cutting back

nanna8 Tue 19-Nov-24 12:37:20

My gifts are all hidden away
They’ve cost me a lot, I must say
I have tried cutting back
But haven’t the knack

Justmeonmyown Tue 19-Nov-24 22:04:38

My gifts are all hidden away
They’ve cost me a lot, I must say
I have tried cutting back
But haven’t the knack
So now I’ll be broke until May

I’ll have to keep my heating low

crazyH Tue 19-Nov-24 22:55:36

I’ll have to keep my heating low
‘Timers’ are not the way to go

biglouis Wed 20-Nov-24 14:59:51

I’ll have to keep my heating low
‘Timers’ are not the way to go
Warm layers piled on thick

crazyH Wed 20-Nov-24 16:06:42

I’ll have to keep my heating low
‘Timers’ are not the way to go
Warm layers piled on thick
Hope I don’t go sick

henetha Thu 21-Nov-24 10:08:20

I’ll have to keep my heating low
‘Timers’ are not the way to go
Warm layers piled on thick
Hope I don’t go sick
But at least it makes my nose glow.

A bit like Rudolph the Reindeer

biglouis Thu 21-Nov-24 10:29:42

A bit like Rudolph the Reindeer
Lives in a barn just near here

crazyH Thu 21-Nov-24 16:09:43

A bit like Rudolph the Reindeer
Lives in a barn just near here
Is Dasher there too ?

GoldenLady Thu 21-Nov-24 16:19:03

A bit like Rudolph the Reindeer
Lives in a barn just near here
Is Dasher there too ?
And the rest of the crew?

crazyH Thu 21-Nov-24 23:46:18

A bit like Rudolph the Reindeer
Lives in a barn just near here
Is Dasher there too ?
And the rest of the crew?
They’re stocking up on snacks and beer

Does Santa have a Pension Plan?

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