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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

Indigo8 Thu 09-Jan-25 16:40:56

Do penguins ever feel cold?
Not very much, or so I'm told

Gwyllt Thu 09-Jan-25 17:38:09

Do penguins ever feel cold?
Out in the cold they are so bold

Sadgrandma Thu 09-Jan-25 17:46:06

Do penguins ever feel cold?
Not very much, or so I'm told
They skate on the ice

Indigo8 Thu 09-Jan-25 20:33:21

Do penguins ever feel cold?
Not very much, or so I'm told
They skate on the ice
Fall down once or twice

Sadgrandma Fri 10-Jan-25 13:50:03

Do penguins ever feel cold?
Not very much, or so I'm told
They skate on the ice
Fall down once or twice
But in the Olympics they win the gold

Sadgrandma Fri 10-Jan-25 13:52:39

Do penguins ever feel cold?
Not very much, or so I'm told
They skate on the ice
Fall down once or twice
But in the Olympics they win the gold

Poland bears on the other hand

Sadgrandma Fri 10-Jan-25 13:57:09

I’m having a bad day - try again!

Do penguins ever feel cold?
Not very much, or so I'm told
They skate on the ice
Fall down once or twice
But in the Olympics they win the gold

Polar bears on the other hand

Indigo8 Fri 10-Jan-25 15:25:43

Polar bears on the other hand
Can't skate so they just walk or stand

GoldenLady Fri 10-Jan-25 15:38:35

Polar bears on the other hand
Can't skate so they just walk or stand
The penguins are cuter

Sadgrandma Sat 11-Jan-25 20:39:05

Polar bears on the other hand
Can't skate so they just walk or stand
The penguins are cuter
Their moves are just super

crazyH Sat 11-Jan-25 22:55:54

Polar bears on the other hand
Can't skate so they just walk or stand
The penguins are cuter
Their moves are just super
Sadly, can’t see them in our land

I wish I could keep them as pets

Sadgrandma Sun 12-Jan-25 10:24:30

Polar bears on the other hand
Can't skate so they just walk or stand
The penguins are cuter
Their moves are just super
Sadly, can’t see them in our land

I wish I could keep them as pets
But you would have to catch them in nets

Indigo8 Sun 12-Jan-25 11:08:28

I wish I could keep them as pets
But you would have to catch them in nets
They eat lots of fish

crazyH Sun 12-Jan-25 12:05:13

I They wish I could keep them as pets
But you would have to catch them in nets
They eat lots of fish
Their favourite dish

Indigo8 Sun 12-Jan-25 15:53:30

I wish I could keep them as pets
But you would have to catch them in nets
They eat lots of fish
Their favourite dish
I wonder how smelly it gets

I did once have a stick insect

GoldenLady Sun 12-Jan-25 16:14:34

I did once have a stick insect
But from it I got no respect

Sadgrandma Sun 12-Jan-25 18:04:07

I did once have a stick insect
But from it I got no respect
It just sat on its twig

NanKate Sun 12-Jan-25 18:56:21

I did once have a stick insect
But from it I got no respect
It just sat on its twig
Chewing a fig

crazyH Sun 12-Jan-25 23:13:33

I did once have a stick insect
But from it I got no respect
It just sat on its twig
Chewing a fig
And planning a coup I suspect

He has got quite a following

henetha Mon 13-Jan-25 09:51:56

He has got quite a following
As some are scared of him swallowing

Sadgrandma Mon 13-Jan-25 11:30:39

He has got quite a following
As some are scared of him swallowing
So they’re storing repellent

Indigo8 Mon 13-Jan-25 15:05:35

He has got quite a following
As some are scared of him swallowing
So they're storing repellent
And army ants sent

GoldenLady Mon 13-Jan-25 18:08:42

He has got quite a following
As some are scared of him swallowing
So they're storing repellent
And army ants sent
And in opposition they're wallowing

This sounds like a good kid film plot

Indigo8 Mon 13-Jan-25 19:03:17

This sounds like a good kid film plot
My grandson would like it a lot

Sadgrandma Mon 13-Jan-25 19:21:15

This sounds like a good kid film plot
My grandson would like it a lot
Bugs with machine guns

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