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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Indigo8 Sun 05-Jan-25 20:12:04

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hammer
The other was kicked

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Sadgrandma Sun 05-Jan-25 23:05:07

Indigo8

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hammer
The other was kicked
So both were nicked

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crazyH Mon 06-Jan-25 00:50:40

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hamme
His nose was dislodged

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Sadgrandma Mon 06-Jan-25 11:00:11

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hamme
His nose was dislodged
He should have dodged

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Jan-25 17:21:58

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hammer
His nose was dislodged
He should have dodged
And now he is left with no glamour

Without a nose, that is sad

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Sadgrandma Mon 06-Jan-25 18:08:04

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hammer
His nose was dislodged
He should have dodged
And now he is left with no glamour

Without a nose, that is sad
As he was quite a lad

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crazyH Mon 06-Jan-25 18:47:50

Polite reminder 88558
Without a nose, that is quite sad
As he was quite a handsome lad
But a kind surgeon

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Gwyllt Tue 07-Jan-25 08:27:56

Without a nose, that is quite sad
As he was quite a handsome lad
But a kind surgeon
Though not a virgin

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VB000 Tue 07-Jan-25 10:17:13

Without a nose, that is quite sad
As he was quite a handsome lad
But a kind surgeon
Though not a virgin
Was in fact, a bit of a cad

We like having buns with our tea

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Indigo8 Tue 07-Jan-25 10:53:55

We like having buns for our tea
And a nice chat just you and me

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nanna8 Tue 07-Jan-25 11:53:26

We like having buns for our tea
And a nice chat just you and me
With nobody else

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Sadgrandma Tue 07-Jan-25 12:40:40

We like having buns for our tea
And a nice chat just you and me
With nobody else
We go to lots of hotels

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crazyH Tue 07-Jan-25 13:14:15

We like having buns for our tea
And a nice chat just you and me
With nobody else
We go to hotels
Or lie on loungers by the sea

Would you like some mascarpone ?

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Indigo8 Tue 07-Jan-25 18:15:21

Would you like some mascarpone?
As this cream cheese tastes quite phoney

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crazyH Tue 07-Jan-25 23:45:44

Would you like some mascarpone?
As this cream cheese tastes quite phoney
My tummy rumbles

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NanKate Wed 08-Jan-25 07:09:44

Would you like some mascarpone?
As this cream cheese tastes quite phoney
My tummy rumbles
I’m full of grumbles

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Gwyllt Wed 08-Jan-25 08:16:57

Would you like some mascarpone?
As this cream cheese tastes quite phoney
My tummy rumbles
I’m full of grumbles
Perhaps I’ll have some Zabaglione

Maybe something like a trifle

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VB000 Wed 08-Jan-25 09:10:22

Maybe something like a trifle
Sherry one's due a revival

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Indigo8 Wed 08-Jan-25 09:40:50

Maybe something like a trifle
Sherry on's due for revival
I'll make it from scratch

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henetha Wed 08-Jan-25 10:10:21

Maybe something like a trifle
Sherry on's due for revival
I'll make it from scratch
In fact, a whole batch,

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crazyH Wed 08-Jan-25 13:26:54

Maybe something like a trifle
Sherry on's due for revival
I'll make it from scratch
In fact, a whole batch,
For custard, my shelves, I’ll rifle

I wonder if I can freeze them

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GoldenLady Wed 08-Jan-25 16:52:18

I wonder if I can freeze them
They'll be fine if I don't squeeze them

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Gwyllt Wed 08-Jan-25 17:44:43

I wonder if I can freeze them
They'll be fine if I don't squeeze them
A frozen delight

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Indigo8 Wed 08-Jan-25 20:24:01

I wonder if I can freeze them
They'll be fine if I don't squeeze them
A frozen delight
I'll savour each bite

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GoldenLady Thu 09-Jan-25 16:26:43

I wonder if I can freeze them
They'll be fine if I don't squeeze them
A frozen delight
I'll savour each bite
Until somebody else sees them

Do penguins ever feel cold?

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