Limericks 18, Rides again

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hammer
The other was kicked

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Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hammer
The other was kicked
So both were nicked

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hamme
His nose was dislodged

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hamme
His nose was dislodged
He should have dodged

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hammer
His nose was dislodged
He should have dodged
And now he is left with no glamour

Without a nose, that is sad

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hammer
His nose was dislodged
He should have dodged
And now he is left with no glamour

Without a nose, that is sad
As he was quite a lad

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Without a nose, that is quite sad
As he was quite a handsome lad
But a kind surgeon

Without a nose, that is quite sad
As he was quite a handsome lad
But a kind surgeon
Though not a virgin

Without a nose, that is quite sad
As he was quite a handsome lad
But a kind surgeon
Though not a virgin
Was in fact, a bit of a cad

We like having buns with our tea

We like having buns for our tea
And a nice chat just you and me

We like having buns for our tea
And a nice chat just you and me
With nobody else

We like having buns for our tea
And a nice chat just you and me
With nobody else
We go to lots of hotels

We like having buns for our tea
And a nice chat just you and me
With nobody else
We go to hotels
Or lie on loungers by the sea

Would you like some mascarpone ?

Would you like some mascarpone?
As this cream cheese tastes quite phoney

Would you like some mascarpone?
As this cream cheese tastes quite phoney
My tummy rumbles

Would you like some mascarpone?
As this cream cheese tastes quite phoney
My tummy rumbles
I’m full of grumbles

Would you like some mascarpone?
As this cream cheese tastes quite phoney
My tummy rumbles
I’m full of grumbles
Perhaps I’ll have some Zabaglione

Maybe something like a trifle

Maybe something like a trifle
Sherry one's due a revival

Maybe something like a trifle
Sherry on's due for revival
I'll make it from scratch

Maybe something like a trifle
Sherry on's due for revival
I'll make it from scratch
In fact, a whole batch,

Maybe something like a trifle
Sherry on's due for revival
I'll make it from scratch
In fact, a whole batch,
For custard, my shelves, I’ll rifle

I wonder if I can freeze them

I wonder if I can freeze them
They'll be fine if I don't squeeze them

I wonder if I can freeze them
They'll be fine if I don't squeeze them
A frozen delight

I wonder if I can freeze them
They'll be fine if I don't squeeze them
A frozen delight
I'll savour each bite

I wonder if I can freeze them
They'll be fine if I don't squeeze them
A frozen delight
I'll savour each bite
Until somebody else sees them

Do penguins ever feel cold?